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What a poor man!

Hot 21103 views. 2013-5-22 22:40 |Individual Classification:Rabbit Hutch

      After half-day dating Cobuild (the name of my English dictionary), I felt extremely hungry. It's already half past twelve. I was so loving in reading books.
      Taking out wallet from my lovely briefcase, I rushed to ChenChen Canteen where I usually go. Fewer people were there. A thin waiter was coming to me with a friendly gesture" what would you like, Sir?" "Cauliflower with meat shreds, tofu and pork chop, please!" I replied. "Anything else?" "That's all. Add more rice, thanks!" 
      Then I found a good seat. Sitting in front of me were 3 girls. They were talking loudly. I was about to warn them not to make such noise in public, but I became a deaf when I glimpsed a pretty one among them. Well, man has no immunity for beauty.
      My heart beat so hardly. It made me can't help eyeing on her. Sadly, the pretty lady didn't notice my attention at all. Suddenly, she uttered in a picky and pride voice" I can't bear the food here any more. Can they make it worse?" That was really a big shock to me. She even complained her friend for her slow eating very unfriendly. My beautiful dream for this girl broke up and fell into pieces.
      Not finished yet! My ears continued to be hammered with such complaint "So much pork here,  it’s totally beyond my appetite. I bet I’m gaining one kilo again! Woo woo woo"
      Oh, my lady gaga——Girls never get satisfied with their build. How I wish I could gain some more weight! Much more height as well! "Woo woo woo" I couldn't help crying for myself—— what a poor man!

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Reply loly90 2013-5-22 23:38
I can gain my weight only at home, when i'm outside, i become so thin and light, and i really want to put on weight, too thin is not that a good thing, not that healthy. I wonder when can i have a weight of 45 kg.
Reply sunnyv 2013-5-23 01:16
Love your writing style. It is kind of funny and humorous. Men has no immunity or resistance to beauty... haha yeah... in fact, that is quite true.

Mind you buddy, don't choose a beautiful girls to be your wife.
Plain women are always jealous of their husbands so you would always have a high position in your married life. Beautiful women never are.

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