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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (23)
2011-5-10 00:55
A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (22)
2011-5-10 00:54
One day a little girl was sitting on her grandpa's knee playing with his long beard and patting his baldhead, and asked "Did God make me?" "Yes my dear" her grandpa replied. "Did God make you?” she asked. "Yes he did" he replied again she then said "well he sure does a better job these days do ...
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Shares Study, work & live in the US (1)
2011-2-16 00:53
1 - Job interview (1) Let's take a moment and talk about some of the types of questions that you could be asking during the interview process. Sometimes the questions are misleading because we're taking them personally when they're really talking professionally. A good example would be if they ...
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (21)
2011-2-4 12:25
While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!” “Dear God! Did you try to stop him?” “No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate number!”
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (20)
2011-1-16 12:39
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!" "Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!” says another, flicking his tail. ...
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (19)
2011-1-8 02:56
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water ...
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Shares 10 Things Your Boss Won't Tell You (1)
2011-1-8 01:55
Thing No. 1 - "Yes, we are reading your emails… and your IMs." Like many financial services firms, Wedbush Securities monitors the daily emails, instant messages and social networking activity of its 1,000-plus employees, says Mattias Tornyi, the company's Director of IT. They use an email ...
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (18)
2011-1-6 06:50
A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?" He pronounces it "jo-la-pen-o", not "ho-lo-peen-yo". The cashier says, "Sir, that's not what those peppers are called." The man replies, "Listen, buddy, this is America, and I can pronounc ...
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (17)
2011-1-4 00:32
1. Law of Mechanical Repair -After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. ...
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Shares How to Answer Job Interview Questions in the US
2011-1-1 11:34
I'm going to talk about the interview process. Let's take a moment and talk about some of the types of questions that you could be asking during the interview process. Sometimes the questions are misleading because we're taking them personally when they're really talking professionally. A good ex ...
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