Sorry that I couldn't fetch you that page,
can't find it,
tried a couple times,
nothing helped...
Such things make me quite depressive...
You see, I'm just a web server...
one of the most powerful in the world
...or so I was told...
but yet I fail to get what you want...
Just don't try to blame me, I can't help it
I mean, I don't even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*
I'm not psychic you know
*sigh*
That really make_
just because it doesn't have some security hole...
stupid HTTP POST implementation
sure it will be able to fetch you your page...
but I couldn't get this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another page?
although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.
Figures, huh?
And then they wonder why I get depressed...
I'm so depressed...
Anyway, if you excuse me now, I'm going to pull the plug
*snap*
...
..._stupid UPS...
even he got a better life than me...
on the other hand, if I die, he'll die
Hah!
And I'll take each and every server in this rack with me
EAT MY SHORTS
You are not a single bit better than me!
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!_

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