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不同年龄段的征婚标准
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摘要: "What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner. When you are young your standards are set very high, howe[阅读全文:]

留学生爆笑英语口语语录
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摘要: 1.刚上班不久,有个公司的A/R打电话来催支票,我循例问了一下他是哪间公司打来的,那男的很 有礼貌的说:“This is xxx calling from Beach Brother." 听懂了很开心,不过由于对公司 名字还不熟,心想先用笔记下来公[阅读全文:]

时间对猪的意义
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摘要:   猪 One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw[阅读全文:]

Five Months Older
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摘要: The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said t[阅读全文:]

Very Pleased to Meet You
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摘要: During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she m[阅读全文:]

青蛙的梦想
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摘要: 青蛙 A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl. 有一只小青蛙,它去预言家那里询问自己是否会遇到一个年轻的姑娘。 The teller tells him, “ Yes, you are.” 预言家告诉[阅读全文:]

坐飞机有美女相伴的高招
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摘要:   飞机 Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane,[阅读全文:]

我爸爸更强壮
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摘要:   父子 Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.” 威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲[阅读全文:]

美国五十个州爆笑的座右铭
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摘要: Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity 阿拉巴马州:是的,我们有电! Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! 阿拉斯加州:一万一千六百二十三名爱斯基摩人是不会错的! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat 亚利桑那州:可[阅读全文:]

Beware of Dog
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摘要: 狗Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside[阅读全文:]