摘要: A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left.[阅读全文:]
摘要: 笑 1.Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell[阅读全文:]
摘要: 笑 George comes from school on the first of September. George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six[阅读全文:]
摘要: 鳄鱼 One day this rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, girls, cars, planes,anything he wanted. 一天一个有钱人想[阅读全文:]
摘要: The Policeman and the Thief Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city. On their way they came to a shop where bread was sold[阅读全文:]
摘要: 1.Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？ 2.Why don't you ever see the headline! "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 为什么你从来没见过头版头[阅读全文:]
摘要: 1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。 2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3. Save water. Sh[阅读全文:]
摘要: 1.It’s so warm that the dog is chasing the cat, but both are walking! 热得狗都追不动猫了！ --South Afr[阅读全文:]
摘要: An advertisement in a restaurant 一家饭店门口的广告： 进来吃饭吧，否则我们都要挨饿 Please come in to eat or both of us wil[阅读全文:]
摘要: 英语中的双关语随处可见，尤其在广告语中的更常见，使广告更加俏皮、幽默、生动形象，从而增强广告的说服力，使产品形象深入人心。如： 美国有一家眼镜公司的产品牌子是OIC，读作Oh,&n[阅读全文:]