摘要: Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student:[阅读全文:]
摘要: One Engine Left A 747 was halfw[阅读全文:]
摘要: 动物 1. A cat with suspected Multiple Personality Disorder: As an experienced veterinary psychologist, I have treated many cats for a wide variety of conditions, including Feline Factitious Disorder[阅读全文:]
摘要: Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with yo[阅读全文:]
摘要: "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only spea[阅读全文:]
摘要: 1. When a very tired man got on a crowded bus one afternoon, he could not find an empty seat. A small dog was sitting on one seat, so he asked the lady with the dog to put the dog on her lap. The lady[阅读全文:]
摘要: 1) My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. 2) Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company,[阅读全文:]
摘要: An advertisement in a restaurant 一家饭店门口的广告Please come in to eat or both of us will starve 进来吃饭吧，否则我们都要挨饿 Traffic slogans 交通宣传标语 If you want to stay married, divorce speed[阅读全文:]
摘要: A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the per[阅读全文:]