摘要: A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course.[阅读全文:]
摘要: A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one.[阅读全文:]
摘要: A mother is admonishing her son. ----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.[阅读全文:]
摘要: At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English.[阅读全文:]
摘要: While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."[阅读全文:]
摘要: A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late.[阅读全文:]
摘要: Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?[阅读全文:]
摘要: A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."[阅读全文:]