摘要:A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain.[阅读全文]

摘要:Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?[阅读全文]

摘要:Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.[阅读全文]

摘要:Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.[阅读全文]

摘要:"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."[阅读全文]

摘要:A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.[阅读全文]

摘要:A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.[阅读全文]

摘要:When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy.[阅读全文]

摘要:One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，"Mom my， what's puberty？" My wife was rushed at the moment[阅读全文]

摘要:It was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．[阅读全文]

摘要:He couldn't help it, for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher．"[阅读全文]

摘要:"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher,smiling indulgently． "Because," said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the[阅读全文]

摘要:An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.[阅读全文]

摘要:The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."[阅读全文]

摘要:Dick was seven years old，and his sister，Catherine．was five．One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes．[阅读全文]

摘要:A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．"My dear，" said the old lady，"I wish you would do something for me．[阅读全文]

摘要:I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight．I've broken the tinopener.[阅读全文]

摘要:Mr．Green laughed and answered, "I don't remember any of the other names．[阅读全文]

摘要:Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child．[阅读全文]

摘要:Proctor（exceedingly angry）："So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？"[阅读全文]