摘要:Two cross eyed men were riding down Pennsylvania av enue and ran into one another．[阅读全文]

摘要:"No," said the young man absently, "I lost."[阅读全文]

摘要:I don't know who Hosea is, but he can have my place, I'm going home．[阅读全文]

摘要:Well, anyway, I'm glad to see so many of you here today.[阅读全文]

摘要:I'd to travel begone, like others, the world for to see．[阅读全文]

摘要:why his girl always closed her eyes when he kissed her.[阅读全文]

摘要:Benson was a Boston merchant and very proud of his handwriting and his ancestry． After giving a Jew salesman a norder[阅读全文]

摘要:It was a very foggy day in London． The fog was so thick that it was impossible to see more than a foot or so． Buses，cars and taxis were not able to run and were standing by the side of the road．[阅读全文]

摘要:A certain man reading a book that treated of the secrets of nature， fell upon a chapter in which't was said that a man who has a long beard wears the badge of a fool．[阅读全文]

摘要:"What makes more noise than a pig in the sty？" "Two pigs．"[阅读全文]

摘要:Two men were travelling in a very wild and lonely part of America． For days they had not even seen a house， only a few huts made of wood， or tents made of skins．[阅读全文]

摘要:A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?”[阅读全文]

摘要:Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks.Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.[阅读全文]

摘要:A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark".[阅读全文]

摘要:A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.[阅读全文]

摘要:"Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied.[阅读全文]

摘要:Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. " What's in your box?" asked the friend.[阅读全文]

摘要:Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him.[阅读全文]

摘要:《farewell my concubine》——再见了，我的小老婆（《霸王别姬》） 《seventeen years》——十七年（故弄玄虚，《回家过年》）[阅读全文]

摘要:前台小姐：“Hello.”你好 老外：“Hi.”嗨 前台小姐：“You have what thing？”你有什么事？老外：“Can you speak english？”你能讲英语吗？[阅读全文]