摘要:A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one.[阅读全文]

摘要:While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."[阅读全文]

摘要:The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.[阅读全文]

摘要:Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.[阅读全文]

摘要:There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring."[阅读全文]

摘要:Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam.[阅读全文]

摘要:In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.[阅读全文]

摘要:Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30.[阅读全文]

摘要:Son: Why are hen's legs so short?[阅读全文]

摘要:Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.[阅读全文]

摘要:"If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die." She refused him.[阅读全文]

摘要:One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."[阅读全文]

摘要:Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.[阅读全文]

摘要:Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost £50, so he went to the shop to have a look.[阅读全文]

摘要:The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"[阅读全文]

摘要:During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules.[阅读全文]

摘要:Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.[阅读全文]

摘要:One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."[阅读全文]

摘要:There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily．[阅读全文]

摘要:Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman, a bobby in flames．See? Bobby Burns![阅读全文]