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几个英语词
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标签: 英语笑话 英语词 法官 审问抢劫犯

摘要:At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English.[阅读全文]

电话推销员
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标签: 英语笑话 推销员 电话 婴儿 以后

摘要:I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.[阅读全文]

班级、情人和蠢驴
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标签: 英语笑话 班级 情人 蠢驴 教授

摘要:Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."[阅读全文]

胜者在哪里?
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标签: 英语笑话 胜者 顾客 龙虾 打架

摘要:Customer: This lobster's only got one claw. Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir.[阅读全文]

脑移植
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标签: 英语笑话 移植 医生 脑子

摘要:A wealthy man lay critically ill. "There's only one thing that will save you," his doctor said. " A brain transplant. it's experimental and very expensive."[阅读全文]

保证没走错
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标签: 英语笑话 保证 电影院 男士 确认

摘要:In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of t[阅读全文]

蘑菇与毒蕈
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标签: 英语笑话 蘑菇 童子军 早上 醒来

摘要:Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?[阅读全文]

我是司机
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标签: 英语笑话 司机 公共汽车 乘客 回答

摘要:The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.[阅读全文]

您的大衣着火了
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标签: 英语笑话 着火 老师 一百 大衣

摘要:The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.[阅读全文]

还没穿破?
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标签: 英语笑话 穿破 鞋子 新兵 硬币

摘要:"No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out."[阅读全文]

干净的杯子
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标签: 英语笑话 杯子 柜台 啤酒

摘要:Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve,[阅读全文]

不算太坏
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标签: 英语笑话 太坏 美术展 鼓励

摘要:"Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"[阅读全文]

什么士兵?
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标签: 英语笑话 士兵 女郎 发呆

摘要:Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.[阅读全文]

谁更满足?
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标签: 英语笑话 满足 美元 孩子

摘要:Who's better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?[阅读全文]

谁是骗子?
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标签: 英语笑话 骗子 报纸 社论 拘留 市议会

摘要:A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest[阅读全文]

在电话中交谈
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标签: 英语笑话 电话 交谈 教堂 祈祷

摘要:Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.[阅读全文]

惭愧的士兵
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标签: 英语笑话 士兵 教官 子弹 开枪

摘要:Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.[阅读全文]

丢失的钱包
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标签: 英语笑话 钱包 圣诞节 小姐 酬金

摘要:A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.[阅读全文]

在你宣誓就职的那天
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标签: 英语笑话 就职 购物 染发剂

摘要:A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.[阅读全文]

老板和我
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标签: 英语笑话 老板 懒惰 首创 献媚

摘要:When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy.[阅读全文]

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