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摘要:At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English.[阅读全文]
摘要:I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.[阅读全文]
摘要:Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."[阅读全文]
摘要:Customer: This lobster's only got one claw. Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir.[阅读全文]
摘要:A wealthy man lay critically ill. "There's only one thing that will save you," his doctor said. " A brain transplant. it's experimental and very expensive."[阅读全文]
摘要:In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of t[阅读全文]
摘要:Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?[阅读全文]
摘要:The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.[阅读全文]
摘要:The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.[阅读全文]
摘要:"No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out."[阅读全文]
摘要:Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve,[阅读全文]
摘要:"Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"[阅读全文]
摘要:Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.[阅读全文]
摘要:Who's better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?[阅读全文]
摘要:A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest[阅读全文]
摘要:Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.[阅读全文]
摘要:Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.[阅读全文]
摘要:A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.[阅读全文]