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摘要:One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.[阅读全文]

摘要:Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".[阅读全文]

摘要:A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course.[阅读全文]

摘要:Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?[阅读全文]

摘要:A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."[阅读全文]

摘要:The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination.[阅读全文]

摘要:Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.[阅读全文]

摘要:Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?[阅读全文]

摘要:Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?[阅读全文]

摘要:"Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?"[阅读全文]

摘要:Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.[阅读全文]

摘要:On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.[阅读全文]

摘要:Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.[阅读全文]

摘要:Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?[阅读全文]

摘要:A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.[阅读全文]

摘要:Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face."[阅读全文]

摘要:Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.[阅读全文]

摘要:In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.[阅读全文]

摘要:At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.[阅读全文]