摘要: When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine.[阅读全文]
摘要: Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them?[阅读全文]
摘要: The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, ho[阅读全文]
摘要: One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a synonym is?[阅读全文]
摘要: A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.[阅读全文]
摘要: One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.[阅读全文]
摘要: A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"[阅读全文]
摘要: 语录一：We are the change we are seeking. 我们就是我们正在寻找的变化！ 语录二：We are the ones we have beening waiting for. 我们就是我们一直在寻找的救世主！[阅读全文]
摘要: 1、Life is not fair, get used to it. 生活是不公平的；要去适应它。 2、The world won"t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yo[阅读全文]
摘要: Amid this dance of objects sadness steals O'er the defrauded heart--while sweeping by, As in a fit of Thespian jollity, Beneath her vine-leaf crown the green Earth reels[阅读全文]
摘要: Clouds, lingering yet, extend in solid bars Through the grey west; and lo! these waters, steeled By breezeless air to smoothest polish, yield A vivid repetition of the stars;[阅读全文]
摘要: 原诗欣赏Thought of a Briton on the Subjugation of Switzerland [阅读全文]
摘要: Once did She hold the gorgeous east in fee; And was the safeguard of the west: the worth Of Venice did not fall below her birth, Venice, the eldest Child of Liberty.[阅读全文]
摘要: Fair Star of evening, Splendour of the west, Star of my Country!--on the horizon's brink Thou hangest, stooping, as might seem, to sink On England's bosom; yet well pleased to rest[阅读全文]
摘要: Lone Flower, hemmed in with snows and white as they But hardier far, once more I see thee bend Thy forehead, as if fearful to offend, Like an unbidden guest. Though day by day,[阅读全文]
摘要: Sunday best , Sunday clothes , Sunday togs , Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes——高档、漂亮的衣裳；盛装。 Sunday run——长距离。 Sunday painter——业余画家。[阅读全文]
摘要: 在距今五千年前的古埃及，人们发现野外的猫捕食老鼠，就开始在家中驯养野猫。古埃及成为最早养猫的国家。猫在古埃及享有极高的地位，被奉为月亮女神巴斯特的化身。从那时起，猫和狗一样，一直是人类最亲密的朋友，关[阅读全文]
摘要: All I was doing was appealing for an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it. “我所做的一切只是为了呼吁你们投我的票，而不是暗示你们一定要投我的票。”[阅读全文]