小沈阳经典台词搞笑翻译

小沈阳有10句经典台词逢场做戏必说,观众却也100听不厌乐不可支。

1.这是为什么呢?
山寨版:This is why what?
学院版:Why is this?
2.准备好了么?Music!
山寨版:Ready well le-ma?谬贼!
学院版:Are you ready? Music!
3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。
山寨版:I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
学院版:I am just an ordinary actor of "two person act".
4.不要----不要----停----不要停,pia、pia地。
山寨版:No want ——no want——stop——no want stop,屁啊、屁啊滴.
学院版:Don't, don't…stop, don't stop,啪啪地.
5.我的中文名叫小沈阳,我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang!
山寨版:My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿!
学院版:My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang.
6.走别人的路,让别人无路可走!
山寨版:Walk other man's road, allow other man no way can go!
学院版:Follow others' footprint, leave them no way to go.
7.我自己能做到的事,从来不麻烦别人。
山寨版:I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
学院版:Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.
8.我也是有身份证的人。
山寨版:I also am have body card people.
学院版:I am also somebody with an ID card.
9.世界是我们的,也是儿子们的,但最终是那帮孙子们的。
山寨版:The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons. 
学院版:The world belongs to us,  but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.