仲马

Dumas

One day a man was taunting Alexandre Dumas,the great French novelist, with his ancestry．

"Why," snarled the fellow,"you are a quadroon；your father was a mulatto,and your grandfather was a negro．"

"Yes," roared Dumas," and, if you wish to know'my great grandfather was a monkey. In fact, my pedigree began where yours terminates．"

仲马

有一天，一个人在嘲弄法国大小说家亚历山大·仲马，讥笑他的祖先。

那家伙厉声说：“唔，你是四分之一黑白混血儿，你父亲是黑白混血儿，而你的祖父是个黑人。”

“是的，”仲马大声回敬：“还有呢，如果你想知道的话,我的曾祖父是一只猴子。其实我的血统起始于你的血统终止的地方。”