The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

A:我儿子相当完美了。
B:他抽烟吗？
A:从来不抽。
B:他喝威士忌吗？
A:从不。
B:那他每天晚归吗？
A:不，没有晚归过。
B:我想你儿子的确是很完美啊。他多大年纪啦？
A:下礼拜三刚好满六个月。