上帝的幽默

这是一套奥美广告公司为新加坡教会制作的平面广告文案，为了帮助教会吸引更多的信徒。广告被张贴在地铁、公交车等公共场所，只用最简单的设计，却因为精彩的文案效果出彩。广告里的上帝平易近人，没有距离感，读来倍感温暖。这是多年来被业界奉为经典的广告作品。
Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today ! ---God---
上街记得带雨伞，今天我也许要灌溉树木。
If you miss the sunrise I made for you today , never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.---God---
假如你错过了今天我为你准备的日出，不要紧，明天我再为你准备。
How can you possibly be a self-made man ? I specifically recall creating you . ---God--
你怎会是自我创造的人呢？ 我记得特别清楚是怎么创造你的呀！
Of course I have a sense of humor . I gave you the platypus , didn't I? ---God---
我当然有幽默感，我不是为你们创造了鸭嘴兽了吗？
It's not the end of the world . Not until I say so ,anyway. ---God---
世界末日还没到，除非是由我亲口说的才算。
I hate rules , That's why I only made ten of them . ---God---
我讨厌戒条，所以我只定了十条而已！
If you think Mona Lisa is stunnig , you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror . ---God---
如果你认为“蒙娜丽莎的微笑”美丽绝伦，那么你应该看看我最重要的作品——在镜子里！
If I gave you everthing you ask for , where would you put it ??? ---God---
要是你所祈求的我全数应许给你，你哪来那么多地方放呢？
What do I have to do to get your attention ??? Take out an ad in the paper ? ---God-
我要怎样才能让你注意到我？？？在报纸上做广告吗？
Nietzche is dead .---God-
尼采已死。