英语趣味问答（二）

1. If two’s company and three’s crowd, what’s four and five?
Nine!

2. The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year, why?
They planted peach trees!

3. The injured dog had some difficulty going home. Every step he took, he slipped back two. However, he still managed to get home. How did he do it?
He walked in the other direction!

4. What falls often but never gets hurt?
Snowflakes!

5. How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?
He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!

6. Which month has 28 days?
Every month has at least 28 days!

7. What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?
One’s appetite!

8. Where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
From a hen!

9. Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. why?
He fell off the last step!

10. Why do giraffes have long neck?
Because their heads are far from their bodies!

11. How can you make 6 out of three 7’s?
Easy. 7- 7/7=6!

12. How can you make 6 out of three 5’s?
Easy. 5+5/5=6!

13. How can you make 1000 out of eight 8’s?
Easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!

14. Can you name the capital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
Washington D.C.!

15. A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother. How could that be?
The police officer was a lady!

16. Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?
Because it can’t see both sides at once.

17. How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!

18. With which hand do you write?
Neither. I use a pen!

19. What must you do before you return a book to the library?
Borrow the book from library.