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What about both? Well let me tell you...I've had the privilege to experience both in the past few weeks. Here's how it all started....
One
night at about 3am in the morning I was awake in my room preparing for a class
that I was going to teach the next day. It was then that I realized....I was
not alone. I heard a little clicking noise coming from the region just below my
bed (which was behind me). I turned around and BAM a roach as long as my index
finger burst out from hiding and scampered across the floor to find
another dark spot to hide in near my closet. Now you may have seen roaches
before, but I guarantee you, this roach is on a whole different level. It was
sleek, shiny black and compact, kind of like the Batmobile in that movie Dark
Night. This thing moved like the Batmobile too with the quickness. I had no
time to react as it went back into hiding. So.....I continued to work and
forgot about it. Until it came back. Just when I thought it was safe to stop
thinking about where it was hiding and how to get it if it emerged from the
shadows again....it ran back across the room and under my bed again. I had
mixed feelings of surprise, awe, and slight fear as I realized how big this
thing was and that at any moment it could creep up onto my bed while I was
sleeping and.......who knows, the possibilities are endless. Well, it
might come as a shock to you that I decided to just forget about the roach and
assume that I would never see it again. After all, I'd been living in the room
for nearly 3 months and this was my first sighting. I finished my work and went
to bed.
The
next day after work and then teaching I returned home quite late, tired,
hungry, and not in the mood. I flicked on the lights, and took in a sight that
stopped me dead in my tracks. In front of me was the big mother roach from last
night, sitting on my bed, right beside my pillow. It's keen senses alerted it
of my presence, it took one more milisecond to enjoy the softness of my bed and
then scampered off the other end of my bed and into the shadows. I couldn't
believe it. It was then that I realized that this roach was real and it meant
business. I was hoping previously that it was just a figment of my imagination.
My friends, I have never been more wrong. I decided to take action. First of
all, those of you who know roaches know about all the nasty dirty spots they
like to frequent so I stripped my bedsheets and my pillowcase. Secondly I
decided to start sleeping with my head at the other end of my bed, away from
the wall where I saw the roach disappear. Thirdly, I slept with the lights on
that night. I was determined to not share my bed with this roach. I made a plan
to get a bottle of Raid the next day so that I could send that roach home to
sleep with its ancestors.
The
next day I spoke to one of my room mates who then presented a solution to my
roach problems that would not require me going out to find Raid. She gave me a
little container filled with white stuff that looks kind of like grains of
rice. She said the roaches couldn't stand the smell and would leave me alone
(I'd filled her in on my recent encounters). I gratefully accepted it and for
the next couple of days slept soundly with the feeling of roach invincibility.
Until about 3 nights later when the inconceivable happened....you guessed it.
The roach came back. I had just flicked off my lights, when i heard a clicking
sound on my night table, not far from my head. I slowly slipped my glasses back
on my face, and reached for the light, very very quietly. I flicked on the
lights with speed and looked, about 1 foot away from my FACE was
the roach. Standing proudly on top of a bottle of Pei Pa Koa
(Chinese medicine) that I had just bought. It looked like it was challenging me
and wanted to plant a flag on top of my bottle to claim it's territory. It
was a magnificent yet horrible sight at the same time. I reached for a
slipper but it was too late, the roach vanished into the night. It was
then that I realized that the bottle of Pei Pa Koa was located right on top of
the area where the 'roach poison' (that my room mate had given me) was located.
So either this roach is hard body and made to last, or the ad on the roach
poison container was making some fraudulent claims. I decided to resort back to
plan A, a bottle of Raid.
Since
that fateful encounter I've slept with a bottle of Raid beside my pillow, just
waiting for that one chance to catch that roach slipping. I think it senses my
intention though and knows that I have something for it so it hasn't emerged
from hiding yet. One day, one day, it'll come out....and when it does, I won't
hesitate. Believe me. I'm Michael Jackson bad.
Well,
the story doesn’t end there. This is where it gets thick. Because this is where
bigger problems than cockroaches get involved. Let me break it down to you. The
Byzantine Empire was ravaged by a plague during the sixth century…then during
the mid 1300’s this nasty plague called Black Death demolished approximately a
quarter of the population of Europe…this plague then traveled to China where it
supposedly brought the Yuan Dynasty to its knees…the most recent epidemic of
this plague originated in Central Asia in the mid-19th century and
killed millions of people in China and India (thank you Wikipedia). In case you
don’t know much about obscure historical facts, we’re talking about bubonic
plague people. And this disease is caused by fleas, which thrive off of
rodents, especially rats. You can probably guess where this big build up is going.
It
was last night around 12am when I arrived home after a long day of work, doing
a presentation, and trying unsuccessfully to buy plane tickets off Chinese
websites with a foreign VISA card. Since it was late all the lights were off in
my apartment. This is not out of the ordinary for me, so when I get home late I
usually just brush my teeth, wash my face (…etc.) in the dark without turning
on any lights so that I don’t wake anyone up. So that’s what I went about
doing. I went to my room, dropped my bags and stuff, changed into my shorts and
headed to the kitchen to brush my teeth. Little did I know that a little furry
fiend was lying in wait for me.
Now
you have to visualize this to really appreciate what I’m about to tell you.
There’s a sink with two pipes in it, one hot and one cold. They’re on the right
side of the sink. Directly across from where you stand, on the opposite edge of
the sink, is a little garbage bin. Now
when you brush your teeth, you lean into the sink with your head right in front
of the garbage bin so that you can access the water on your right. So basically
your head’s in the middle of the sink, not that far from the garbage. Well….as
I leaned in to get some of that precious water in my mouth, I smelled fresh
banana peals emanating from the bin in front of me. I paid it no mind. Until I heard
a rustle. As I was in mid-stroke with my tooth brush, moments after I had
turned on the tap and started brushing, I heard the noise. I looked up just in
time to see a fat furry shadow jump out of the bin in a hurry. Remember the
lights were off, but there was enough light from outside that I could make out
the shape of a RAT. Yes people, a RAT. My reaction was delayed by about one
millisecond as I took in the sight and realized what was really happening. Then
I bolted, like Usain Bolt-ed, out of the kitchen, because the rat started to
run towards me. I guess we were both panicking. It ran towards me to get out of
the kitchen but I wasted no time. In about 1.19 seconds I was out of there, I
smashed into the door but that didn’t matter. Somehow my body managed to
manoeuvre and get out of there. It’s amazing what your body can do in do or die
situations (and yes it was ‘do or die’).
The
commotion woke everybody up and in no time one of my room mates was asking me
if it was a big
cockroach. Unfortunately I didn’t know how to explain that it wasn’t a roach
because I didn’t know the Chinese word for rat at that time. Instead I had to
act out a rat like it was charades. The water was still running so I surveyed
the scene and tip toed back into the kitchen to lock off the tap. That night, I
barely slept. You can usually hear the rats in the walls and the ceiling, but I
never thought they were actually in my apartment. So to put it lightly, I was a
little jumpy.
I’ve
learned since these testing experiences and adjusted my habits. As I mentioned
earlier, I sleep with a bottle of Raid beside my pillow, face down, locked and
loaded. And I now brush my teeth in the washroom instead of the kitchen if I
get in really late at night. And although it’s been challenging and a test of
my nerves, at least my skin’s a little thicker now and that’s the honest truth.
Thanks
for reading peoples, much love.
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