Daddy Doesn't Want to Play with Me!

 Once there was a little boy who wanted his dad to teach him how to play catch. One sunny day the little boy's father was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer, while watching a baseball game. The boy rushed into the house exclaiming,

 “Daddy, daddy, daddy, show me how to play catch!” The father, blankly starring at the television screen, replied” In a little while son, let me finish watching this inning, come back in five minutes.”

 “Okay, daddy” said the boy and ran out of the room. Five minutes later the boy returned screaming” Daddy, let's go, let's play some catch now!”

 The father turned to the boy and said “Hold on son, the inning is not quite over, come back in five more minutes.” “Okay, daddy” said the boy as he shuffled out the room. Five minutes later the boy returned with ball and glove in hand eagerly waiting for his father to play some catch.

 “Daddy, let's go, I want to be Ken Griffey Jr.!” shouted the boy.

 By this time, the father had cracked another cold beer and another inning was taking place. Frustrated by the boy's constant hindrances, the dad scanned the room. While scanning the room the father noticed a magazine underneath the coffee table. On the cover of the magazine was a large picture of the world. The father, who was angered and annoyed, began tearing the magazine cover into small pieces. After a few moments, of shredding up the magazine cover, the father placed the torn pieces on the magazine. Then, the father turned to his boy and said “Son, once you put this picture of the world back together we can play catch, but do not interrupt me again until you are done!”

 Apprehensively, the boy took the magazine and sulked into his room, as he sobbed “Okay, daddy, I won't.”

A few moments later the boy returned and said,” I'm done daddy, can we play catch now?”

 Stunned, the father glanced towards his child, and there in his small hands laid the magazine with the world pieced perfectly together. Amazed, the dad asked his child how he put the world together so quickly.

 “It was simple,” stated the boy.” On the back of the world was a picture of a person, and once I put the person together that's when the world came together.”

美国人常挂嘴边的英语口语　

1. Easy does it. 慢慢来。

2.Don’t push me. 别逼我。

3.Have a good of it.玩的很高兴。

4.Still up？ 还没睡呀？

5. It doest make any differences. 没关系。

6.Don’t let me down. 别让我失望。

7. God works. 上帝的安排。

8.Don’t take ill of me. 别生我气。

9.Does it serve your purpose？ 对你有用吗？

10.Don’t flatter me. 过奖了。

11. Sure thing! 當然！

12. Never mind. 不要緊。

13. Drop it! 停止！

14.There is nobody by that name working here.這裡沒有這個人。

15. Break the rules. 违反規則。

16. How big of you! 你真棒！

17. Poor thing! 真可憐！

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