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Somebody told me a joke

Hot 61421 views. 2013-10-25 18:02

  Before get off work, i share you a joke here, hehe, maybe it's not funny as you see it, anyway, i'm putting it here......
 
  Two guys were walking their lovely dogs in a street, one was a big dog, one was a mini dog, it was noon and time for lunch, and they were happy to see a nice restaurant there, but with the sign "no pets allowed" on the door. Then they disscussed about it together. One guy said, ok, just look. He put a sunglass on and walked directly towards the restaurant, but stopped by the waiter. "Sorry, sir, did you see the sign, no pets allowed, please" then this guy replied "Oh, i'm sorry, but i cannot see it cause i'm blind and i'm really hungry now", When hearing it, the waiter showed his sympathy for this blind and hungry man, so he let the man in.
 
  The other guy saw the first man enter the restaurant successfully, he put on his sunglass as well and walked towards the restaurant and stopped by the waiter again. The waiter said "Sir, i'm sorry to tell you that, your Chi Huahua is not allowed please." This guy suddenly cried out "What? they gave me a Chi Huahua??? "......

Post comment Comment (10 replies)

Reply freefu55 2013-10-25 19:19
loly...what? am I seeing wrong? what is ChiHuahua? haha...
Reply LazyDragon 2013-10-25 20:17
expected the story is funny, I think the laughting points should be "ChiHuahua",but i don't know what it is meanings.
Reply Yusuf 2013-10-25 21:02
Chihuahua?what is that ?
Reply aobama666666 2013-10-26 11:33
I like this joke. It's funny. I have a ChiHuahua a dog from Mexico. It's a lovely dog.
Reply Ausfrank 2013-10-26 12:34
Haha, Loly you are a "bad" girl, you try to fool the readers. This joke is very funny and interesting if you understand what it tells you about. Here is my understanding:
Chihuahua--It is the smallest breed of dog and is named for the state of Chihuahua in Mexico.
In general knowledge, a blind person usually with a guide dog called Labrador, it is a large dog.
The first person got into the restaurant because he had a guide dog. The second person got refused for entering because no one believe the Chihuahua can be a guide dog. The man was so embarrassing and had to continually pretended he is a blind, so he lied to the shop that someone gave him a wrong dog, because he is a blind and he would not know what kind of a dog he had.

Good story, I like it
Reply Ausfrank 2013-10-26 12:36
freefu55: loly...what? am I seeing wrong? what is ChiHuahua? haha...
See above
Reply Ausfrank 2013-10-26 12:36
LazyDragon: expected the story is funny, I think the laughting points should be "ChiHuahua",but i don't know what it is meanings.
See above
Reply Ausfrank 2013-10-26 12:36
Yusuf: Chihuahua?what is that ?
See above
Reply loly90 2013-10-26 12:45
Ausfrank: Haha, Loly you are a "bad" girl, you try to fool the readers. This joke is very funny and interesting if you understand what it tells you ab ...
Well,you got it, buddy. The second guy was very good at pretending. He yelled out to pretend to prove that he was blind to recognise his dog......

Enjoy it!
Reply helian 2013-10-26 20:25
good storyO(∩_∩)O~

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