摘要:Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was tall and lean. Both of them were humorists.[阅读全文]

摘要:A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones[阅读全文]

摘要:Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.[阅读全文]

摘要:There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.[阅读全文]

摘要:The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket."[阅读全文]

摘要:A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad．"Now，children，" said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？"[阅读全文]

摘要:"He's a bad boy," his mother said．"How did he break it?" "I threw a stone at him," Billy answered, "and he quickly moved down．"[阅读全文]

摘要:I thought I was all right when I left home, but now I don't know what's the matter with me．I've been limping for the last half hour．[阅读全文]

摘要:On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother．She see med glad，and pr[阅读全文]

摘要:Now everything's changed．When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me.[阅读全文]

摘要:Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door："Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."[阅读全文]

摘要:The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours．Then he started again，and said he："Let me ask the evolutionist a question—if we had tails like a baboon，where are they？"[阅读全文]

摘要:"Oh! yes," said Rockefeller, "but his father is a rich man; mine isn't．"[阅读全文]

摘要:One day a boy came to his teacher and said："Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig．"[阅读全文]

摘要:On his deathbed poor Lubin lies； His spouse is in despair； With frequent sobs and mutual cries；[阅读全文]

摘要:Never， never， never say we are out of anything—say we've got it on order and it's coming． Now what was it she wanted?" "Rain．" said the clerk．[阅读全文]

摘要:Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke，when Aunt Rebecca looked up from her knitting and said："Silas，do you know that Sunday next will be the thirtieth anniversary of our wedding[阅读全文]

摘要:A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard． They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain，[阅读全文]

摘要:He who sleeps catches no fish，—but he who keeps awake catches crabs every moment of his life． All professions can yield a man enough to live on，—except professions of faith．[阅读全文]

摘要:Prince Henry． Welcome， Jack． Where hast thou been？ Falstaff．A plague on all cowards， I say， and a vengeance too！ marry， and amen！（To an attendant．） Give me a cupof sack， boy． Ere I le[阅读全文]