摘要: One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.[阅读全文]
摘要: Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".[阅读全文]
摘要: Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time.[阅读全文]
摘要: Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam."[阅读全文]
摘要: One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home[阅读全文]
摘要: A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course.[阅读全文]
摘要: A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one.[阅读全文]
摘要: A mother is admonishing her son. ----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.[阅读全文]
摘要: At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English.[阅读全文]
摘要: While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."[阅读全文]
摘要: A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late.[阅读全文]
摘要: Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?[阅读全文]
摘要: A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."[阅读全文]
摘要: The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination.[阅读全文]
摘要: Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?[阅读全文]
摘要: Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.[阅读全文]
摘要: I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.[阅读全文]
摘要: Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it?[阅读全文]