摘要:King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said, "You that have wandered far and wide Can ravel out what's in my head． Do men[阅读全文]

摘要:Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town． Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb．[阅读全文]

摘要:The English author，Richard Savage，was once living inLondon in great poverty．In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life[阅读全文]

摘要:"Oh, please, don't. I have no wish to be Miss Wilhberforce for ever ．"[阅读全文]

摘要:The great painter was asked，one day to paint a picture of "Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea"．A little while after the picture had been commenced，a hitch arose over the fee，[阅读全文]

摘要:Bishop Vaughan was a man of great hospitality， and onone occasion when a conference of world delegates was beingheld in London， he asked a number of native clergy to call onhim．[阅读全文]

摘要:Only I don't think you got my idea quite right．Y'see,I sent'em in the other feller's name![阅读全文]

摘要:The butcher in the meat market was weighing up a roast when his customer observed，"Say， you're giving me a lot of bone there， aren't you？ "[阅读全文]

摘要:Please do not think that I have been trying to give you sermon because I have nothing in mind． Don't try to thank me. It's nothing．[阅读全文]

摘要:One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said， "Have you anything to cure a headache？"[阅读全文]

摘要:Readers of London's New Statesman and Nation were asked to play a game originated by Philosopher Bertrand Russell．[阅读全文]

摘要:“请寄来一只鹅。”然后签上 自已的姓名，加上“又及：同时再寄一只鹅。”[阅读全文]

摘要:某电影里的英文字幕原文： - Let's get married! I really love you. - Are you kidding? - No, I'm serious! 意想不到的中文字幕翻译： - 和我结婚吧，我真的很爱你。  - 你是基丁吗？&[阅读全文]