摘要:It was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．[阅读全文]

摘要:"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher,smiling indulgently． "Because," said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the[阅读全文]

摘要:An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.[阅读全文]

摘要:Dick was seven years old，and his sister，Catherine．was five．One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes．[阅读全文]

摘要:Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child．[阅读全文]

摘要:Young hopeful: “Well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?" Father: "A convert, my son．"[阅读全文]

摘要:The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives．He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man wh[阅读全文]

摘要:For accidents which happen to our workmen outside the factory we are not responsible.[阅读全文]

摘要:When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tallas his father，so he began to borrow Mr．Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening．[阅读全文]

摘要:A big battle was going on during the First World War．Guns were firing， and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere．[阅读全文]

摘要:When it ended, everyone laughed louder than ever and Sir William smiled happily. But he didn't know the reason for their laughter． He had told the very same story that his friend had just told．[阅读全文]

摘要:On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York，the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard．[阅读全文]

摘要:"Console yourself, your Grace," said the Duchess of Sutherland, who sat beside him．" It is not your leg but mine that you have been pinching．"[阅读全文]

摘要:The Emperor of Russia was once at a gathering in Pariswhen a collection was made for the poor． A very pretty Frenchgirl went to the Emperor and asked for a donation．He pulledout a twentyfranc piece[阅读全文]

摘要:That's no good to me．I want one to ride in．[阅读全文]

摘要:"I shall have to give you ten days or $ 20，" said thejudge．[阅读全文]

摘要:Rachmanin off was a very famous pianist and composer of music． He liked to tell this story about himself．[阅读全文]

摘要:我们当然不会在白天到太阳上去，我们在夜间上太阳那儿去。[阅读全文]

摘要:    Panting and sweating, two men on a tandem     bicycle finally made it to the top of a     steep hill.    "That was a tough climb," sai[阅读全文]

摘要:    Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public.     A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car b[阅读全文]