摘要:Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time.[阅读全文]

摘要:Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam."[阅读全文]

摘要:One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home[阅读全文]

摘要:A mother is admonishing her son. ----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.[阅读全文]

摘要:A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late.[阅读全文]

摘要:Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it?[阅读全文]

摘要:Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute.[阅读全文]

摘要:Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?[阅读全文]

摘要:At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have toni[阅读全文]

摘要:Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother.[阅读全文]

摘要:A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders.[阅读全文]

摘要:Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?[阅读全文]

摘要:When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendatio[阅读全文]

摘要:Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?[阅读全文]

摘要:A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said,[阅读全文]

摘要:Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars.[阅读全文]

摘要:A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces[阅读全文]

摘要:Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?[阅读全文]

摘要:Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."[阅读全文]

摘要:A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain.[阅读全文]