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1．”What if I just got naked and screaming at people?”
Although the details always change slightly,there is undeniably this incredibly weird little voice live inside each of us, coming out in the most professional/formal/inappropriate moments, and longs only to see everything be ruined. Who hasn`t been sitting in a business meeting or particularly boring lecture and become overwhelmed with the desire to do something absolutely insane, such as burning your neighbor`s house, or flash your genitals and wave them around a bit, or scream “penis” at the top of you lungs? There is just so meting almost… itchy about being in reserved, organized, quiet social situations which brings out the disgusting animal in each of us who wants chaos and loud noises and life-running behavior. I suppose we now have to work on channeling our inner Steve-O into a little voice which wants us to clean our shower, or file our taxes, or call our grandmother. At least put all the impulsiveness into positive behavior.
2.“I want to punch that baby”.
When it is just screaming endlessly, and no one`s doing anything about it, and you are just trying to enjoy your meal, and you know that your rage would be much better directed to the spineless parent who is allowing it tocarry on, but you just can`t even think about them with the screaming in your ear —sometimesyou just want punch the baby. It is running your day, and being such an asshole, and even if you spend 99 percent of your time being a Mary Pop pins figure who hands out dandelions to round-cheeked to ddlers and whistling show tunes, you are not immune to the baby-punching, Just one swift uppercut to the face and they would be quiet for a while, and you could finish your meal inpeace. We are all terrible.3. “Does this person make more money than me?”
How much are your coworker making? How about your friends? Your frenemies? Your Cousins? Where are they gettingthat nice new blazer, and those fancy throw pillows?What kind of money are theymaking? They should be paying for my drinks with all this money they arethrow ing around. If you could just get, like, an estimate within a 5,000-dollarrange, that would be prefect. Just enough to know that you shouldn`t beseething with jealousy.
Although the details always change slightly,there is undeniably this incredibly weird little voice live inside each of us, coming out in the most professional/formal/inappropriate moments, and longs only to see everything be ruined. Who hasn`t been sitting in a business meeting or particularly boring lecture and become overwhelmed with the desire to do something absolutely insane, such as burning your neighbor`s house, or flash your genitals and wave them around a bit, or scream “penis” at the top of you lungs? There is just so meting almost… itchy about being in reserved, organized, quiet social situations which brings out the disgusting animal in each of us who wants chaos and loud noises and life-running behavior. I suppose we now have to work on channeling our inner Steve-O into a little voice which wants us to clean our shower, or file our taxes, or call our grandmother. At least put all the impulsiveness into positive behavior.
2.“I want to punch that baby”.
When it is just screaming endlessly, and no one`s doing anything about it, and you are just trying to enjoy your meal, and you know that your rage would be much better directed to the spineless parent who is allowing it tocarry on, but you just can`t even think about them with the screaming in your ear —sometimesyou just want punch the baby. It is running your day, and being such an asshole, and even if you spend 99 percent of your time being a Mary Pop pins figure who hands out dandelions to round-cheeked to ddlers and whistling show tunes, you are not immune to the baby-punching, Just one swift uppercut to the face and they would be quiet for a while, and you could finish your meal inpeace. We are all terrible.3. “Does this person make more money than me?”
How much are your coworker making? How about your friends? Your frenemies? Your Cousins? Where are they gettingthat nice new blazer, and those fancy throw pillows?What kind of money are theymaking? They should be paying for my drinks with all this money they arethrow ing around. If you could just get, like, an estimate within a 5,000-dollarrange, that would be prefect. Just enough to know that you shouldn`t beseething with jealousy.
3. “Does this person makemore money than me?”
How much are your coworker making? How about your friends? Your frenemies? Your Cousins? Where are they gettingthat nice new blazer, and those fancy throw pillows?What kind of money are theymaking? They should be paying for my drinks with all this money they arethrowing around. If you could just get, like, an estimate within a 5,000-dollarrange, that would be prefect. Just enough to know that you shouldn`t beseething with jealousy.
4. “Am I going to jump right now?”
Whether standing on a subway platform or on the roof top of a building which would definitely flatten you immediately if you fell, there is always that terrifying moment of ”What if I just tipped right over and ended it all? ” You are not sad, you don`t want to die, and you are not the kind of person who even goes for an adrenaline rush—it`s all you can think about it. Even the most even-keeled person is guaranteed to get rush or two of “Maybe I would just break all the bones in my legs and still make it out okay” when looking over the railings of a long stair well. It is human nature, and yet it never gets any less unnerving.Because what are you going to do? You can`t just turn to your friend and be like, ”Don`t mind me, i`m just contemplating my mortality for hot sec. I might jump, but probably won`t. You can have my XBox just in case I do”. I mean, you could, but I would discourage it.
How much are your coworker making? How about your friends? Your frenemies? Your Cousins? Where are they gettingthat nice new blazer, and those fancy throw pillows?What kind of money are theymaking? They should be paying for my drinks with all this money they arethrowing around. If you could just get, like, an estimate within a 5,000-dollarrange, that would be prefect. Just enough to know that you shouldn`t beseething with jealousy.
4. “Am I going to jump right now?”
Whether standing on a subway platform or on the roof top of a building which would definitely flatten you immediately if you fell, there is always that terrifying moment of ”What if I just tipped right over and ended it all? ” You are not sad, you don`t want to die, and you are not the kind of person who even goes for an adrenaline rush—it`s all you can think about it. Even the most even-keeled person is guaranteed to get rush or two of “Maybe I would just break all the bones in my legs and still make it out okay” when looking over the railings of a long stair well. It is human nature, and yet it never gets any less unnerving.Because what are you going to do? You can`t just turn to your friend and be like, ”Don`t mind me, i`m just contemplating my mortality for hot sec. I might jump, but probably won`t. You can have my XBox just in case I do”. I mean, you could, but I would discourage it.
Post comment Comment (3 replies)
- Reply sunnyv
- This is psychology. People living in stressful cities have these thoughts, but most of them knows how to keep their thoughts in control. The comments are kind of funny though.
- Reply start007
- The world is as how you feel it. Sometimes your view over things depends on your mood. So try to be positive and calm down, you'll see a different world. Then your impulsive emotion will be less emerged.
