PROBLEM WITH GUYS - DOUBLE STANDARD.
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PROBLEM WITH GUYS - DOUBLE STANDARD.
(Sorry guys. I have to burst your bubble. Just take it as a joke).
Here "YOU" are a girl and "HE" is a guy.....
1. If you are SMARTER than him, he LOSE FACE,
if he is SMARTER than you (girl), he feels SAFE.
2. If you HURT him, you are CRUEL,
if he hurt YOU, you are over SENSITIVE.
3. If you tell him your problems, he says you are NAGGING,
if you don’t. he says you DON'T TRUST him.
4. If you treat him NICELY, he feels you can't do WITHOUT him,
if you don’t, he says you are PROUD and LOVELESS.
5. If you DRESS nicely, he says ur trying to lure OTHERS,
if you don’t, he says ur OUTDATED.
6. When you use makeup, he feels you want to SHOW OFF,
when he dress up, it is NECESSARY.
7. When you got a promotion at work, he WONDERS how you got it,
when he got a promotion, he STRUGGLED for it.
8. When you fail your DRIVING test, you are STUPID,
when he fails he got a TOUGH examiner.
9. If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN,
if you remain quiet, he says you have NO BRAINS.
10. He talk to other girls is ROMANTIC,
you talk to other guys is CHEAP.
11. Girls calls him are all WORKMATES,
guys calls you are always SUSPICIOUS.
12. If you don't LOVE him, her try to POSSESS YOU,
if you love him, he take it for GRANTED.
13. If you want to know his secrets, you are NOSY,
If you won't tell him your secrets, he say you DONT TRUST him.
14. It is ok for him to CHECK your cellphone and messages.
it is hell when you check HIS messages.
15. You should not check HIS computer messages,
but he can check YOURS anytime
16. If you BREAK your promise, you can’t be trusted,
if he breaks his, he have no choice and can be FORGIVEN.
17. If you do well in exams, he says you are LUCKY,
if he does well, he says he has BRAINS.
18. If you GO OUT OFTEN, you don't love home.
If he go out often, it is SOCIALISING
19. If you look at guys, you are CHEAP,
if he looks at girls, he say that is how guys ARE
20. If you SCOLD him, you like grandma to him and
if he scolds you, it is because he CARES for you.
21. He expect you to be nice to HIS parents,
but he feel YOUR parents are torublesome.
22. If you spend extra money, you are WASTING money,
when he spends, it is NECESSARY.
23. When you wash clothes and cook, it is nothing but ROUTINE
When he takes out the garbage, he feel he has made
tidy the WHOLE HOUSE.
END.