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PROBLEM WITH GUYS - DOUBLE STANDARD.

837 views. 2010-3-19 22:16 |

PROBLEM WITH GUYS - DOUBLE STANDARD.
(Sorry guys. I have to burst your bubble. Just take it as a joke).
Here "YOU" are a girl and "HE" is a guy.....


1. If you are SMARTER than him, he LOSE FACE,
if he is SMARTER than you (girl), he feels SAFE.

2. If you HURT him, you are CRUEL,
if he hurt YOU, you are over SENSITIVE.

3. If you tell him your problems, he says you are NAGGING,
if you don’t. he says you DON'T TRUST him.

4. If you treat him NICELY, he feels you can't do WITHOUT him,
if you don’t, he says you are PROUD and LOVELESS.

5. If you DRESS nicely, he says ur trying to lure OTHERS,
if you don’t, he says ur OUTDATED.

6. When you use makeup, he feels you want to SHOW OFF,
when he dress up, it is NECESSARY.

7. When you got a promotion at work, he WONDERS how you got it,
when he got a promotion, he STRUGGLED for it.

8. When you fail your DRIVING test, you are STUPID,
when he fails he got a TOUGH examiner.

9. If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN,
if you remain quiet, he says you have NO BRAINS.

10. He talk to other girls is ROMANTIC,
you talk to other guys is CHEAP.

11. Girls calls him are all WORKMATES,
guys calls you are always SUSPICIOUS.

12. If you don't LOVE him, her try to POSSESS YOU,
if you love him, he take it for GRANTED.

13. If you want to know his secrets, you are NOSY,
If you won't tell him your secrets, he say you DONT TRUST him.

14. It is ok for him to CHECK your cellphone and messages.
it is hell when you check HIS messages.

15. You should not check HIS computer messages,
but he can check YOURS anytime

16. If you BREAK your promise, you can’t be trusted,
if he breaks his, he have no choice and can be FORGIVEN.

17. If you do well in exams, he says you are LUCKY,
if he does well, he says he has BRAINS.

18. If you GO OUT OFTEN, you don't love home.
If he go out often, it is SOCIALISING

19. If you look at guys, you are CHEAP,
if he looks at girls, he say that is how guys ARE

20. If you SCOLD him, you like grandma to him and
if he scolds you, it is because he CARES for you.

21. He expect you to be nice to HIS parents,
but he feel YOUR parents are torublesome.

22. If you spend extra money, you are WASTING money,
when he spends, it is NECESSARY.

23. When you wash clothes and cook, it is nothing but ROUTINE
When he takes out the garbage, he feel he has made
tidy the WHOLE HOUSE.

END.

Post comment Comment (26 replies)

Reply JOJO201 2010-3-19 22:36
wow,different standard will emerge different results~
Reply sunnyv 2010-3-20 00:56
JOJO201: wow,different standard will emerge different results~
Haha, yeah, fun to realise that.
Reply Sharer 2010-3-25 21:13
He seems to be in an more advantageous position than she in this game?
Reply sunnyv 2010-3-26 09:32
Sharer: He seems to be in an more advantageous position than she in this game?
Yeah, quite unfair.
Reply fleaf 2010-4-1 15:58
Do you belong to this kind of guy?
Reply sunnyv 2010-4-1 16:08
Honestly, i also have some of these problems just like most other people/guys.
The following are my weaknesses:
3. If you tell him your problems, he says you are NAGGING,
if you don’t. he says you DON'T TRUST him.
10. He talk to other girls is ROMANTIC,
she talk to other guys is CHEAP.
Reply ENZO 2010-4-4 10:40
haha, it's funny!But maybe have different imagination in china. you can suppose "he" as a girl and the "she" may be a guy!
Reply fleaf 2010-4-20 15:31
sunnyv: Honestly, i also have some of these problems just like most other people/guys.
The following are my weaknesses:
3. If you tell him your problems, he s
Almost every man have these problems, so you are not a bad guy,haha
Reply fleaf 2010-4-20 15:32
sunnyv: Honestly, i also have some of these problems just like most other people/guys.
The following are my weaknesses:
3. If you tell him your problems, he s
can you tell me your MSN name ? i can add you as my friend , then we can chat on line
Reply zgqq2050 2010-4-22 15:23
funny and useful。
Reply fairy0612 2010-4-30 09:49
unfair!
Reply empty~empty 2010-5-5 13:32
So popular here it is.
Reply Joycec 2010-5-22 08:49
Hehe,sometime as you say,it unfair.
Reply gs-dio 2010-6-1 12:19
fair is foul,foul is fair.
I think most you and him are like that way to get along..
Im lucky to find right one different.))
Reply sunnyv 2010-6-1 12:22
Time will tell. Glad you found the one who is perfect.
Reply waywendy 2010-6-1 16:49
yep , it is so different and unfair
Reply sunnyv 2010-6-1 17:02
waywendy: yep , it is so different and unfair
Yes, we don't know the unfairness until we look closer at it.
Reply waywendy 2010-6-1 19:12
sunnyv: Yes, we don't know the unfairness until we look closer at it.
yep
by the way , are you a teacher ? where are you from ?   the picture in your avatar is you ?
Reply sunnyv 2010-6-1 19:30
waywendy: yepby the way , are you a teacher ? where are you from ?   the picture in your avatar is you ?
Hi there. I am not a teacher and seems I don't look like one either. Yes that is my picture taken few years ago.
Reply waywendy 2010-6-1 19:31
sunnyv: Hi there. I am not a teacher and seems I don't look like one either. Yes that is my picture taken few years ago.
oh , I see . What 's ur job then ?
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