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Sometimes reading those products instructions can make you bang your head agaisnt the wall. Here are some examples;
'ROWENA" BRAND ELECTRIC IRON; Instructions for use of the Electric Iron:
1. Plug the iron into an Electric socket. 2.Put your shirt onto an board. Iron your shirt.3.Hand up your shirt. (Anyone don't know that?)
A PACKAGE OF NUTS; The label says. Tear open the open the package. Eat the nuts. Throw away the package. (Yeah, very useful information)
BOARDING PASS OF AN AMERICAN AIRLINES; Don't sit next to a child who is alone. Do not stare at ladies in a wrong way. Do not do anything funny. We can throw you our of the airplane if you try to be funny. (Wow.. angry).
SUPERMAN CLOTHES FOR CHILDREN; Wearing this garment does enable you to fly. Do not jump out of buildings wearing it. (Haha... how thoughtful of them... kids are not that stupid ok?)
ICEBERG BRAND HAIRDRYER; Switch on the hairdryer. Direct at your hair, Blow Dry. Do not use while swimming. Do not use on animals, it will frighten them. (Anyone would use it while swimming?)
DIAL BRAND SOAP; Spray your body with water, put the soap and brush your body. (So useful info)
JENING BRAND RICE COOKER: Wash rice. put water. Press On to cook. (I wish they tell me how much rice to put inside)
ELECTRONIC DOOR BELL ; Put two new batteries into the doorbell. When you hear ding-dong, open the door. (I wonder what else the door bell does? Talk to us? and when we open the door so easily, god bless us.)
SUNFEI BRAND CELLPHONE: This cellphone use by normal people only. Beware of children danger. (So? Am I normal person? - Electronric translation nightmare)
RAILWAY TICKET: If you did not pay for this ticket, don't board the train. (I wonder how the person got this ticket?)
'ROWENA" BRAND ELECTRIC IRON; Instructions for use of the Electric Iron:
1. Plug the iron into an Electric socket. 2.Put your shirt onto an board. Iron your shirt.3.Hand up your shirt. (Anyone don't know that?)
A PACKAGE OF NUTS; The label says. Tear open the open the package. Eat the nuts. Throw away the package. (Yeah, very useful information)
BOARDING PASS OF AN AMERICAN AIRLINES; Don't sit next to a child who is alone. Do not stare at ladies in a wrong way. Do not do anything funny. We can throw you our of the airplane if you try to be funny. (Wow.. angry).
SUPERMAN CLOTHES FOR CHILDREN; Wearing this garment does enable you to fly. Do not jump out of buildings wearing it. (Haha... how thoughtful of them... kids are not that stupid ok?)
ICEBERG BRAND HAIRDRYER; Switch on the hairdryer. Direct at your hair, Blow Dry. Do not use while swimming. Do not use on animals, it will frighten them. (Anyone would use it while swimming?)
DIAL BRAND SOAP; Spray your body with water, put the soap and brush your body. (So useful info)
JENING BRAND RICE COOKER: Wash rice. put water. Press On to cook. (I wish they tell me how much rice to put inside)
ELECTRONIC DOOR BELL ; Put two new batteries into the doorbell. When you hear ding-dong, open the door. (I wonder what else the door bell does? Talk to us? and when we open the door so easily, god bless us.)
SUNFEI BRAND CELLPHONE: This cellphone use by normal people only. Beware of children danger. (So? Am I normal person? - Electronric translation nightmare)
RAILWAY TICKET: If you did not pay for this ticket, don't board the train. (I wonder how the person got this ticket?)
Post comment Comment (11 replies)
- Reply Tange
- RAILWAY TICKET: If you did not pay for this ticket, don't board the train. (maybe the admin just want to express: one ticket only for one passenger and only use once ) the funny is how the passenger read that notice without buy the ticket
- Reply indiangirl
Haha, I think it like to teach kids how to use it, not for adults...
- Reply lyrebird06
- Maybe most of them is translated by Chinese translator. In fact in mainland it is a very-hard but lower-income job which require higher english background. Most experienced translators escaped from this industry after several years.
- Reply Xrays
- in my opinion, the company think it may be stupid to say this in instrutions, but sometimes it can avoid duty in law because of some users incorrect using in some case.
- Reply sunnyv
- Xrays: in my opinion, the company think it may be stupid to say this in instrutions, but sometimes it can avoid duty in law because of some users incorrect uYou got a point there. May be that is the reason.
- Reply sunnyv
- lyrebird06: Maybe most of them is translated by Chinese translator. In fact in mainland it is a very-hard but lower-income job which require higher english backgrI have seen terrible Electronic translations than this, but I did not point those out just to avoid discouraging factories to include English versions.
- Reply sunnyv
- indiangirl:Yeah, looking at those instructions, I wonder if they think we are that stupid of they just want to insult our intelligence.Haha, I think it like to teach kids how to use it, not for adults...
- Reply shirleyytt2010
- Haha,so funny,maybe some info for the instruction is not useful for us.
- Reply sunnyv
- Tange: RAILWAY TICKET: If you did not pay for this ticket, don't board the train. (maybe the admin just want to express: one ticket only for one passenger anNot sure if that is a warning or testing our intelligence.
