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Call the Police

490 views. 2009-12-30 17:46 |Individual Classification:Joke|

One night, George found that a theft was taking place in his warehouse.

After going back to his bedroom on tiptoe, George picked up the phone calling the police.

"Officer, a burglary is in progress inside my house," reported Geroge.

"Is it in your room?" the officer asked.

"No, it is in the warehouse," he replied.

"Sorry, all of our officers have been dispatched. Would you like to lock the door to keep you safe? Officers are going to be there when they are available," said the officer.

George had no choice but to hang up. However, less than 30 seconds later, he called the police again.

"Hello, officer. I would like to tell you that I have gunned down all the thieves. Don't worry about it any more. "

In less than five minutes, a fully-armed Swat team with three police cruisers and an ambulance arrived, besieging the warehouse tightly. All thieves were arrested by the police at once.

When leaving, one officer told George,"I thought you might have killed them all."

"I thought you would not have had time,"  George said with a smile.

Post comment Comment (18 replies)

Reply light429 2009-12-30 19:42
It's funny .
Reply Samaritan 2009-12-30 20:36
light429: It's funny .
Yes. And I think it was a smart way of calling the police.
Reply Fionahere 2009-12-30 21:02
Samaritan: Yes. And I think it was a smart way of calling the police.
You are right. George is a witty guy huh. Thanks for sharing it here and i like it~~~
Reply bbljw 2009-12-30 21:34
thank you for sharing it ,it's really funny
Reply Peter_zhang 2009-12-30 21:44
it is funny.
Reply Samaritan 2009-12-31 00:50
Peter_zhang: it is funny.
Reply Samaritan 2009-12-31 00:51
bbljw: thank you for sharing it ,it's really funny
I wrote it. Thanks.
Reply Samaritan 2009-12-31 00:52
Fionahere: You are right. George is a witty guy huh. Thanks for sharing it here and i like it~~~
thank you. But that's what I wrote.
Reply Oldguypeter 2009-12-31 01:56
Reply Samaritan 2009-12-31 09:52
Oldguypeter:
Thank you.
Reply venus 2009-12-31 11:51
You wrote a funny story. where is your inspiration from?
Reply Samaritan 2009-12-31 12:20
venus: You wrote a funny story. where is your inspiration from?
I translated it.
Reply minyingtao 2009-12-31 16:18
Interesting
Reply Samaritan 2009-12-31 16:20
minyingtao: Interesting
Thanks.
Reply Fionahere 2010-1-1 10:06
Samaritan: thank you. But that's what I wrote.
Really, it's great huh~~
Reply bbljw 2010-1-2 21:10
Samaritan: I wrote it. Thanks.
really?you are so cool !
Reply joann 2010-1-6 11:08
Hope you translate more.Thanks a lot.
Reply Samaritan 2010-1-6 11:55
joann: Hope you translate more.Thanks a lot.
my pleasure.

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