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There is no "give up" in my dictionary. With many resumes delivered, I finally got an interview for a job in Google. However, I was driven out after finishing the first question.
Interviewer: Where did you get the recruitment news?
ME: From Baidu.
Interviewer: Get out. And next...
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It was so smooth this time. An interviewer with China Mobile was satisfied with my performance. At last, he said to me, "Well done. I'll call you in a couple of days to come here to sign a contract with our company. And your phone number please?" "130xxxxxxxx," I answered. "Get out."
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When I was in a shopping mall, I found a recruitment ad from Adidas and I wanted to try.
Interviewer: What is the slogan of Adidas?
Me: Just do it.
Interviewer: Get out.
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Having experienced one failure after another, I turned to the Civil Service Examnation and I made it. During the interviewing, I anwsered the questions without any hitch. When I thought I would get the job this time, the last question came. The interviewer asked, "Which person in Chinese history do you like?" "Heshen." I blurted out. "Get out."
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I made the full preparation for a position in Nokia. It was a really wonderful interview. The interviewer told me that I could come to work the next day if there was no unexpected things happening. As soon as he finished his words, my cellphone rang with the popular ringtone of "Hello Moto". You must konw what was going on next.
Interviewer: Where did you get the recruitment news?
ME: From Baidu.
Interviewer: Get out. And next...
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It was so smooth this time. An interviewer with China Mobile was satisfied with my performance. At last, he said to me, "Well done. I'll call you in a couple of days to come here to sign a contract with our company. And your phone number please?" "130xxxxxxxx," I answered. "Get out."
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When I was in a shopping mall, I found a recruitment ad from Adidas and I wanted to try.
Interviewer: What is the slogan of Adidas?
Me: Just do it.
Interviewer: Get out.
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Having experienced one failure after another, I turned to the Civil Service Examnation and I made it. During the interviewing, I anwsered the questions without any hitch. When I thought I would get the job this time, the last question came. The interviewer asked, "Which person in Chinese history do you like?" "Heshen." I blurted out. "Get out."
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I made the full preparation for a position in Nokia. It was a really wonderful interview. The interviewer told me that I could come to work the next day if there was no unexpected things happening. As soon as he finished his words, my cellphone rang with the popular ringtone of "Hello Moto". You must konw what was going on next.
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- Reply woods
- It's funny.I hear people working in 百事可乐 company only drink their own beverage.If there is no their products at the restraunt,they will drink plain old water.
- Reply Samaritan
- woods: It's funny.I hear people working in 百事可乐 company only drink their own beverage.If there is no their products at the restraunt,they will drink plaijust like celebrities who represent so-and-so products must use or wear those products no matter whether they like or not
- Reply woods
- Samaritan: just like celebrities who represent so-and-so products must use or wear those products no matter whether they like or notHow I wish I could be a representative of some global-top labels.There must be a lot of fun and money.
- Reply Samaritan
- woods: How I wish I could be a representative of some global-top labels.There must be a lot of fun and money.Be a celebrity first and you'll make it.
- Reply Samaritan
- sayuri: i saw this story of chinese version just a few days ago. it's too funny.Yes, I think it's full of humor.
- Reply Samaritan
- joann: And also there is one about KFC and McDonald's.Yes, and I didn't translate it on purpose because I was not sure about the KFC' slogan.
- Reply JulietPartridge
- .....it really scared me at first...i thought those were your real experience.......but silly me.....it turned out to be jokes.....
