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Based on the increased level of spam I’ve been getting on Gmail, I think I have figured out what I should do with my life. Obviously, I should pay more attention to email, as I have an “unread private message from Vivienne Jones” and a “new message in my inbox from “LinkedIn Support.” Is Vivienne Jones one of those “Christian Singles” that keeps trying to get me away from Sheila? The fact I’ve not checked my LinkIn account for several months would confirm the spam message as would the message from FedEx for package number 18138. Apparently FedEx is not getting much business these days to be able to use five digit tracking numbers instead of their usual letters and numbers that would cover several thousands worth of earthling’s packages.
The no I’m a scientists based on the “Call for Papers” from Garfield, not that’s spelled garjeaf! Dr. Nelson, whom I’ve never met, has a message titled “Look I found growing in your stomach!” Apparently, Dr. Nelson passed medical school without passing high school English. Or maybe he was using one of those “Hidden Wireless Cameras -- Watch from Anywhere sedgehead.” I wonder why they capitalized everything but my name. NGOA wants to sell me one too and says “Cops Use These sedgehead.”
They must have heard I plan to go to China (someday) because LendingTree wants to know, “Could you use extra money?” and for the “Cheap Airfare Deals” allowing me to “Fly comfortably for much less sedgehead.” I had planned to take Sedgehead on the trip, but I didn’t know I could pay in “sedgeheads.” I need to get my printer working and print some more “sedgeheads” since I can fly for “much less sedgeheads” now. With all that extra money, I need to print the coupons for new tires before they expire. That will go good with my free “gas card.”
Actually, I think I’ll give the free air fare gas card to Vivienne Jones so she can meet Dr. Nelson, the Christian Single, and they can use their camera to see why my stomach isn’t bothering me despite what Dr. Nelson says.
sunnyv: Spam affects all email users. We are all annoyed by those useless emails clogging up our email box and having to delete them.
Actually, Gmail is grea ...
teadrinking: We receive many spams in the inbox. We have to deal with them by delecting. Some skills of sorting mails from piles of messages would be helpful for u ...
teadrinking: We receive many spams in the inbox. We have to deal with them by delecting. Some skills of sorting mails from piles of messages would be helpful for u ...
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