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4 sticks are going to celebrate theimportant, historical and bitter-sweet day together. Although they haven’t had a specific planyet, anyway, they must celebrate. Patheticis, none of them had a formal relationship before. God cries, they cry, I cry!! I say to them, “Go to find your mum, she willkiss you. And, she is a woman. Happy?”
Let’s take a look at 2345. Also, 4 sticks. But unfortunately, there is one stick havinga flower on his head. Forget him!! Other 3 lovely, innocent boys are also tocelebrate the day. THE DAY! And one of the three had a formalrelationship before, but now, haha, we are the same. 2345 is dry, they need water!!
We need sympathy, ladies. Please be generous, save us……save 7 littleboys. Now I am eating some candy to find sweet, oh my mum…
Because the other 6 sticks are so sad, so Ipick up several ways to kill the tragedy for my buddies:
1. Shopping
2. Eating
3. Crying
4. Keeping a diary
5. Talking to someone
When I finish listing, I find, what a fuck,all the means are so girly. The Internetnever teach us the man’s way to digest sadness.
So I create 3 words for my buddies:
Find A Man.
And they laugh. It’s tricky laughter.
Then we decide to watch Love Is Not Blind, Chinese name 失恋33天. Unfortunately again, I saw it yesterday,alone—pirate version. So I can’t sharethe humor of the movie with my roommates. I think it’s not that how good the movie is makes it hot, but that toomany people lost love makes it hot. The hotterit is, it means the more people lost love, or don’t have love. So you should be happy, you see, the movie ishotter and hotter, you know what I mean, bro?
Besides, I planned to fresh my miniblog on11:11 today. When I think again, I findit is a bad idea. I guess everyheartending. “lost feet” boy and girl want to update their blog at the exacttime, then the sina miniblog will crash!!!!! There will be so many people. So I give up the stupid idea, and the factssay I am right.
OK, NOW, the 8 sticks:
One says goodbye to Single’s Day. God bless him.
One like playing hide-and-find. I don’t know what he is doing.
One always drinks himself with Friends. BTW, I also love Friends. But bro, shouldn’t you find some love movieto watch?
Four poor boys play computer games,dreaming kill themselves in it, or transferring the sorrow into strength. (Now,the one, who name himself Daming, going out with someone…..girl….to Xiao BeiMen………………..fuck him….leave us ….)
I am writing the stupid blog in the name ofpracticing my English. The one whoselast name is Huang, also leave in the dorm. …poor…..
Three years has passed, are you the same??
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Post comment Comment (3 replies)
- Reply samscri
- Are you with any alcohol when typing these out here?
Very funny blog...though I still didn't get it...Who are 2345?
- Reply island89
- samscri: Are you with any alcohol when typing these out here?my roommates haha they live in 2345, i live in 2344 get it?Very funny blog...though I still didn't get it...Who are 2345?
