Boy to girl: Will you arrange a date for me?

Girl:No.

Boy:what is the reason?

Girl:Many reasons: time, ability and your looking...

Boy:what is the problem with my looking? for these years nobody said my looking...

Me to boy:What? Nobody said your looking is not good?

Boy to me:seems a very big problem now, I will take it a good consideration

Me to boy :Don't waste time in consideration, go to a cosmetic surgery!

laughing...

Boy to Girl: seriously, can you arrange me one?

Girl: seriously, I can arrange you a cosmetic surgon.