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A little humor to brighten your day! (12)
While Bill waited at the airport to
board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight
and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer
screen displayed: “You weigh 195 pounds, you are married and you’re on
your way to San Diego.” Bill stood there dumbfounded.
Another man put in a quarter and the computer read: “You weigh 184 pounds, you’re divorced, and you’re on your way to Chicago.” Bill said to the man, “Are you divorced and on our way to Chicago?” “Yes.” Replied the man.
Bill was amazed. Then he rushed to the men’s room, changed his clothes and put on dark glasses. He went to the machine again. The computer read: “You still weigh 195 pounds, you’re still married, and you just missed your plane to San Diego
Another man put in a quarter and the computer read: “You weigh 184 pounds, you’re divorced, and you’re on your way to Chicago.” Bill said to the man, “Are you divorced and on our way to Chicago?” “Yes.” Replied the man.
Bill was amazed. Then he rushed to the men’s room, changed his clothes and put on dark glasses. He went to the machine again. The computer read: “You still weigh 195 pounds, you’re still married, and you just missed your plane to San Diego
Post comment Comment (6 replies)
- Reply wuyong
- If the machine is all right everytime, I have to say we are "out" now. Need to enhance ourself science and technolgy.
- Reply cindy.zhang
- Is a stupid man...
