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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (16)
2010-12-29 13:18
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There' ...
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (15)
2010-12-24 12:46
Peter says. Doctor, I see double! Sit on the chair please the doctor says. Which one? Peter replied. --------------------- How to shower: men vs women - http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/ZiHGYvyxa2A/ How To Look Taller - http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/ol5RLaprk_I/
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (14)
2010-12-17 12:15
A student burst into his professor’s office and says; "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award."
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Shares The Ponzi Scheme That Changed My Life (cited) - share the nice article
2010-12-16 22:47
It was a “Remember where you were when ... ?” moment: on Dec. 11, 2008, I was standing under a palm tree in Santa Monica when my cellphone rang. It was my brother-in-law, a Wall Street big shot who rarely called me. “Are you sitting down?” he asked. I wasn’t. And I didn’t ...
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (13)
2010-12-11 00:42
On their anniversary night, Tom sat his wife down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself. "How romantic!" she thought. ...
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (12)
2010-11-26 12:50
While Bill waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed: “You weigh 195 pounds, you are married and you’re on your way to San Diego.” Bill stood there d ...
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (11)
2010-11-20 02:43
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he new the othe ...
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (10)
2010-11-13 05:57
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three." "Four," answers the boy. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?" "A Jack."
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (9)
2010-11-10 03:14
A woman called the police just after her car was stolen. She told the police that she had left her car phone in the car and it was on ready to take phone calls. The police decided to take a long shot and call the woman`s car phone to see if someone would answer it. Sure enough the thi ...
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Shares A little humor to brighten your day! (8)
2010-11-6 01:39
Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said "Louieville" and the other "Louiseville." They went on arguing and arguing, until they came upon a fast-food restaurant. The one guy goes inside and says to the waitress, "Tell me the na ...
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