On Friday I transferred you a call

I was about to hang up

When I heard you call me a HOPA

HOPA??

H~O~P~A?

HPOA=Hot Piece Of Ass(ruder than hot chicken)

Is that really all you thought of me?

Did you ever wonder...

Why everybody in the office called the trash

a garbage diSpencer?

office morale is down since you installed the 'little office snatch'

so you could monitor how we spend our time online.

So I wondered

How does Spencer spend his time online?

you gave me the codes after all.

4 Hours per week--Scottrade(Trade online Web)

5.3 Hours per week-- TechCrunch(News Web)

And Drumroll...

19.7 hours per week playing FARMVILLE...(A similar website just as our Happy Farm in Facebook)

 Wow~~

So this HOPA's moving on.

Although I don't have another job,

Something tells me I'll be just fine.:-)