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Suffered from Lacking of Sufficient Education
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In recent years, studying abroad has been popular.
And I am wondering if I take an IETLS or TOEFL test,
Perhaps, you know, something unexpected may have turned up,
For example, I will be so lucky to get through the examination.
Hoho~~I am really a dreamer on air~~~~~~~~
In fact, I've just finished reading jokes about some jokes caused by those students,
who were in their beginning stage of abroad life.d by those went abroad.
Sometimes, speaking Chinese first, a few seconds later, he would think it was wrong.
And then he corrected in a hurry, it still was not a suitable expression.
'cause that we alway used to thinking something in our Chinese thoughts,
During a few days, it's difficult to get used of a tolly new language environment.
I am afraid I made so many mistakes in my essaies for my enjoying to write such a long nonsense.
Probably, as Chinese, it will be easier to understand the contest written by a Chinese,
After all, we have a common cultural and educational background.
Maybe, I shoud study the art of our great Chinese culture in wording and phrasing.
Few words and more deeds.----In the contrast, I think that
we couln't be afraid of these mistakes when we learning a foreign language.
Do you agree with me? Yes, I know, you will be my side.So~~~
It still needs to tell some jokes:"Few afraids and more laughs"
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1）I only arrived in NewYork yesterday...Next day, I asked an old man on the street...
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Hi, do you know where is the free woman?（Statue of Liberty）
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I don't know...Tell me when you know it......
2）At first, I didn't understand customs. Everytime, when I sneezed, some old people at my side would say:"God bless you."
------I thought it was the Elders wanted to talk with me. As a politiness, I always replied: "U 2, U 2." 
3）This is a story about my mom. One night, we came back from the supermarket, it has been totally dark.
------While backing out the car, she shouted suddenly:"Oh my Gosh! The car in front of us is unmanned!" 
------I stared and gave there a closer look--A black in the drive...(Sorry, I am not pretended..
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4）A friend standed in the outside watching a ball, a black player looked him happy, and said:"Give me five!"
------Without any hesitation
, he took five dollars out and handed it over to him...(Oh, you are a millionaire...)
5）Friend's boyfried was so "MENG". When the cashier of the supermarket asked him:"How do you like the cash back?"
------Considered that in foreign supermarkets, buying things can give you some money back,and everytime in the first week,
------he responded gladly: "As much as possible!"
6）My friend's name is Li Shuo. At the second day of his arrival in England, a foreign friend asked him:"R U sure."
------Without a second thoughts, he answered smily:"Yes, I am Shuo Le."
7）In Canada, one of my friends had the steak for the first time...
------Waiter: How would you like your steak done?
------(Hearing someone ordered "Medium", and at the thought of doing sth. different)
------My Friend: Large please.------
...Sorry, we don't have that. --...Small please. --
...Sorry we don't have that.
------(Another friend reminded him"How will you like your steak do" in Chinese)...80%...---
...Sorry we don't have that...
8）In class, after my deskmate pointing out the teacher's mistake,I suddenly understood the meaning.
------Then, I standed and shouted :"Your're right!"(ORZ, in Chinese...
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9）One of my female friends is a beauty. One time, a man came by and said directly:"R U married?"
------For a few seconds, she said:"I am not Merry, I am Fairy. "
10）A friend, with his worst English and courage, was going to the police to restigate. On the roadside, he asked an old man:
------"Please, where is the please?"That poor grandpa was"struggling" with him for a long time, and still didn't understand.
------He was anxious,said with using hands and feet: "Please ah, wear hat, use gun!"
------It seemed like that the old got it, and asked him:"You want to find police? They are everywhere!"
------He was more anxious, shouted
:"No no no, I want a group of please, they stand together..."
------This time, the old really understood: Oh, I see, the young was looking for the police station.
------Then, after sending him to the police, the old said: "This Chinese young man is poor in English, he needs your help!"
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