There is a little joke I suddenly recollected which was told by my friend,I remembered I laughed for a long while,It was so funny.
Once upon a time,there was a little snail who was lost in the mountains,so he climbed up the mountain to looking for help,which costed him almost two years.Finally,he found there was a house on the top of the mountain with a thirsty throat,then, he knocked the door for drinking,XiaoMing,the owner of the house was playing the computer games and he was so reluctant to open it,so he just ignored it.Once again,the snail knocked the door,XiaoMing was so angry about that,he opened the door finally and asked:"What do you want?!I am so busy!" The snail answered him: "I am so thirsty,could you please give me a cup of water?"XiaoMing shut the door angrily.Again,his door was knocked.He opened the door again,it was the snail with the same question,XiaoMing just kicked out the snail,unfortunately the snail rolled off the top of the mountian.One year later,XiaoMing's door was knocked suddenly,when he opened,a similar voice:"Why did you kick me just now?!"