Blogs
- Shares joke 36
- a child was sitting in a play at the door,a middle-aged man who asked him:hi,boy,is your dad at home? the child answered him:yes,he is. then the man rang the doorbell at the door,after a long time,no one came out to open the door. so the man asked angrily to him:why don't have a person open the doo ...
- Shares joke 35
- the bell rang,and the classroom was still noisy. the teacher struck the table,everything immediately became quiet.and then he roared in a angry way:you all don't hear the bell sound for starting class? after silence for a moment,a deep vioce came from the corner of the classroom:did you forgetter h ...
- Shares joke 34
- a man raised a pet pig.suddenly being sick of it,he wanted to throw it away. because the pig knew the way back to home,he have had no success,even done it for many times. one day,he drived far away just for abandoning the pig,in the night,he called his wife and asked her:did the pig go to home?yes, ...
- Shares joke 33
- A girl said to her stingy boyfriend with a angry tone:you don't love me at all,and you have never present me any presents since we were together. honey,i love you at my best,and from now on,i will try my best to satisfy you,regardless of what you request or wish. the girl was pleased with her boyfr ...
- Shares joke 32
- One day,i sat on the car of my sister,and my little nephew next to me. at this time,i saw him biting his fingers,so i beat his little hand,for giving him a caution. after a few days,i took my sister's car again,finding the little nephew was going to bite his fingers again. he saw me taking aim at h ...
- Shares joke 31
- someone asked the docter:excuse me,docter,how can i live to 100 years old? docter:firstly,cut out wine.someone:i never drink. docter:secondly,abstain from women's charms.someone:women don't like me at all. docter:thirdly,eat less meat.someone:i'm a vegetarian. docter:so,why do you want to live so l ...
- Shares joke 30
- dandan went to fishing with her mother.after coming back,she had quickly completed her diary as follows:today,i went to the lake for fishing with mom,and we caught a big fish of two jins of weight,we were very happy. the mother thought that what her daughter wrote was too simple,and said angrily:ju ...
- Shares joke 29
- a beauty went to a hotel for one night.she complained that it's too expensive when paid a bill for about 800 dollars.and the manager said that it's just a standard charge,because of swimming pool and gymnasium. but i have never used them at all.said the beauty.that's your own business,we have offer ...
- Shares joke 28
- a surgeon went to kfc for breakfast,lining up for choosing something to eat. suddenly,he found that the waitress always touched her bottom subconsciously,and asked her with a care heart:you have hemorrhoids? the waitress answered him by a small and gentle voice:sorry,sir,please order according to t ...
- Shares joke 27
- two men were sitting at the bar. one of them began to insult another one. he raised his voice and shouted:i slept with your mother. suddenly,all of the bar became silent. everyone wanted to listen to that man would how to fight back. and the one shouted again:i slept with your mother! anoth ...
