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- there was an old man who withdrew cash from the money,oneday. and the password keyboard of bank is phonetic. female voice: please enter the password. and then the old man bent over,with his hands on mouth side,towhisper:six zero. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ...
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- a stuttered examiner found that a sudent was cheating. and,frustratedly pointed to him,roaring in a way: you...you...you...you...how dare you cheat! hurry, stand up! the sound just fell down,there were five students standing up in a time.
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- the manager went to work and sat on the chair in the office,being there depressed. the secretary asked him why. yesterday,i got a letter from a stranger.said the manager,which said that if you don't leave from my wife,i will kill you. well,just leave from his wife,everything will be ok.said the sec ...
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- weekend,the husband asked for leaving from his wife,for taking part in a classmate party. classmate party,classmate party,separate one pair by one pair.said the wife although i have a wicked heart,no a guilty conscience followed.said the husband. so,what is your purpose on earth?reviewing the time ...
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- little son:dad,i want to be an arctic explorer when i grow up. dad:good, i support you. son:but,i think i should start training myself from now on. dad:so,how will you train yourself,heartsweet? son:i have to eat an ice cream everyday,for adapting the cold life of the arctic.
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- boy have fallen in love with a girl secretly for a long time. one day in a class studied by oneself,he finally got up the courage to write a piece of note for the girl,with 'actually,i have paid attention to you for a long time' on it. a few moment later,the note was passed back,with a reply ...
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- 1 in a chat to the celebration of graduation,knowing a pretty girl to get a job of airline hostess,the headmaster said to us:well, she'll work on the sky everyday,nearest to our god,so,she just looks like an angel. voice hardly ever,another girl suddenly broke to tear. the headmaster was confuse ...
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- a drummer was fed up with being ridiculed by other musicions,so,decided to learn about playing some real instruments. he went to a shop of musical instruments,and said to a salesclerk,with his one finger pointing:i want to buy that red trumpet and that accordion over there. the salesman looked at h ...
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- barber:you sir are the only old customer of my barbershop.i am very appreacited for your trust.and, i must try my best to improve service quality,making you more satisfied. customer:well,well,it's not my idea,actually,but my wife,she forced me to be here.and said:i don't worry about that you are ta ...
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- a beautiful girl were taking part in the driving test at driving school.just after driving for a while,the male coach closed to her ear and asked:i hear about that you like me,do you? the girl was flushed when heared those words,with anger at him,and said:what a nonsence you say! the coach said ser ...
