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- 1 customer: oh,why do only two bottles of beer worth ten dollars? isn't here the beer so rare? waiter:no,sir,rare here is not beer,but customer. 2 a man bought insurance to a insurance company for his wife. after the signing,the man asked the salesman:if my wife die in the night, how much i w ...
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- one day,the wife bought a lottery ticket, and said to her husband:my darling,if i draw a prizewinning ticket in a lottery,i will buy myself a new dress. honey,well,what will you do if you don't win it?said her husband. is this used to say? you should buy me a new dress instead i do.said the wife. ...
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- a robber forced a shopkeeper with a pistol and said:look,just take all your money out! it's really inopportune,another robber already have taken the money away,just last night.said the shopkeeper. you this loser,why not pushing to the door?the robber said.
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- a patient went to the dentist's,starting to pay out of his own pocket fiercely. you don't have to pay firstly.said the dentist. i'm not going to pay,but want to firstly counted out how much money is there in my walldt,before you giving me anesthesia.explained the patient.
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- a beggar went begging to a man's home,the man gave him ten dollars. the next day,begger came again,and the man gave him the same number. this situation has almost continued for about two years. two years later,that man gave him five dollars instead of ten,and the beggar finally couldn't help aski ...
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- one day,a priest and a nun went hunting. the priest shot wide,and scold away:shit,play wide! father,you are the messenger of god,so you can't talk smut and bad lauguage. the nun beside him said. at this time,only to hear a sound of bomb from the sky,followed the nun falling on the ground. mean ...
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- One day,my colleague wang took his daughter,who is nine years old,to my home. little girl is very polite,extending greetings to me when she entered in.for this point,my son,thirteen years old,have a big difference from her. when night,i wanted to encourage him for studying the politeness from the l ...
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- a couple went shopping to a supermarket.the husband firstly prepared to bring a case of beer to the shopping cart. what do you want?asked his wife.they are promoting sales,24 tins just for 10 dollars,how cheap!he explained.too expensive all the same,his wife said with a cold look,place it back as s ...
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- 1 a husband just arrived at the doorway of his home,unexpectedly,hearing a sound of snore from a man. he has hesitated for about five minutes outside,and then left from there silently,with a cellphone message sent to his wife:we will divorce. meanwhile,throwing the sim card away,he left for an a ...
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- (1) a boy brought a false money to go to a toy shop,preparing for buying a toy plane. the waiter aunt said:little friend,your money is false,and can't buy anything at all. the boy asked a question in reply:my dear aunt,does your plane is true? (2) Two people came across at somewhere. what's ...
