1.       She is left-handed

A married couple,both avid golfers,were discussing the future one night.”Honey,”the wife said,”if I were to die and you were to remarry,would you two live in this house?”

“I suppose so and it’s paid for.”

“How about our car?”continued the woman,”Would the two of you keep that?”

“I suppose so and it’s paid for.”

“What about golf clubs?Would you let her use them too?”

“Heck,no,”the husband blurted out.”She is left-handed.”

2.       Be careful what you wish for

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthday,which fell on the same day.

During the celebration a fairy appared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years,she would give them one wish each.

The wife wanted to travel around the world.The fairy waved her hand,and”Boom!”She had the tickets in her hand.

Next,it was the husband’s turn.He paused for a moment,then said shyly,”Well, I would like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.”

The fairy picked up her wand,and”Boom!”He was ninety.