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My translation (about single)

281 views. 2011-9-1 11:06

step: sheep
Sleep is wanderful thing, when you are single, no one’s push you get up or blame you stay long time in bed. you are left with you box fan and body pillow, sleep all day without any guilt.
 
step: money
when you are single, there is no joint account. you can buy whatever you want with your money, there is none of “what’mine is yours, what’s yours is mine”foolishness. you don’t worry family budget. if you want to buy Wayne Newton with life size, just go ahead. put it in your middle living room, no one is boss of you.
 
step: career
if you like you can work all night and all weekned or company with your boss for dinner party until 2:am or later. whose your married co-workers can not compete with you since they have got promises/ commitments. you win by opposite’s gave up. when the hunter calls you, there is no one holding you back. pack up and go to wherever the fattest paycheck is waitting.
 
step: rejection
when you are single, rejection is your friend. If you are in a bad date, make up some excause and leave there. you don’t have to ever see him(her) again.
 
step: Amuse yourself
Conduct a tournament complete with a back up dancers. check how much dirty cloths you need to clean. creation a new dish that used left meal in your cupboard and enjoy it in the middle night. the possibility are endless.

Post comment Comment (2 replies)

Reply lijuanandrea 2011-9-1 13:57
hehe so many advantages, I used to be like single, now  I want to change a little bit .
Reply shirleyytt2010 2012-2-22 11:58
But single person sometimes feel lonely. They will be more happier to in love.

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