The charisma of language is really boundless. When I am in low mood, I always use excellent words to cheer myself up. So I’m really not willing to enjoy the beauty of language alone and like to share with my dear friends here.

Since my childhood, I loved drawing, reading and writing. Now I just abandoned drawing, so it’s only need to talk about reading and writing. One can read to enjoy the beauty of language and read to learn from others to develop the beauty of language. By the way, speech is always more powerful than written words.

  I just write the words on which I have the deepest impression here.

1.       The description of old woman’s face putting on powder by writer Zhao Shuli.

Just like donkey dung egg covering with a layer of frost.

2.       Bel-esprit Liu Yong

Even though I have thousands of amorous feelings, to whom am I going to tell?

3.       Actor’s lines in Shaolin Soccer by Stephen Chow

The heaven is really unfair. Why am I so handsome and have to lose my hair? You’re so ugly but without losing hair?

The earth is very dangerous. You’d better return to Mars.

4.       Actor’s lines in National 007 by Stephen Chow

Woman A: You think I can’t find you by hiding yourself? No use! A man as excellent as you, no matter where, always like firefly in the dark night, so bright, so conspicuous, the blue expression in your eyes, sighing stubble, miraculous artistry of wielding butcher knife, and that glass of Dry Martine, all attract me deeply. But though you’re excellent, every walk of life has its own rule, now matter how, you should pay for whoring last night, no need to pay for a call girl?

007: I thought we could talk a little about heart basing on our fellowship, little does I think it’s still a business.

Woman A: Forget it, anyway, he is always the unique and charming Prince Pork in my heart.

Commander: How could this be possible? Even though an underpants and a piece of toilet paper have their use.

  This is two hundred Yuan sponsored by me personally, buy a presentable clothes when you arrive in Hong Kong, don’t lose the face of our Chinese.

5.       Actor’s lines in Royal Tramp by Stephen Chow

It’s not me who likes fighting, it’s just a lot of people like to be beaten by me.

6.       Bruce Lee’s actor’s lines

Why did you force me?

7.       Bruce Lee’s actor’s lines

I’m illiterate, don’t cheat me.

8.       Andy Lau’s actor’s lines

Lau: You need aspirin.

Gangster: Why?

Lau: Because of your breath.

9.       Actor’s lines in Water Margin by Song Jiang

Old lady Wang: You don’t care?

Song Jiang: I’m not disposed to anger about trifles.

Old lady Wang: I’ve never seen an addle headed man like this all my life before.

10.   Actor’s lines in Romance of Three Kingdoms by Cao Cao

Yunchang is gone.

11.   Actor’s lines in Flirting Scholar by Stephen Chow

Qiuxiang, you’re too impulsive, this is understandable, you’re still young, but I like it.

12.   Actor’s lines in Shaolin Soccer by Stephen Chow

Being a man, if without dream, what’s the difference between him and salted fish?

13.   Actor’s lines in Royal Tramp by Stephen Chow

My respect and admiration to Your Majesty is just like continuous torrential river water, also like the flooding of Yellow River running out of control.

14.    A Chinese Odyssey

The night is boundless, no intent to sleep.

15.   Kung Fu Hustle

    Don’t think being handsome, thus I won’t beat you

16.  Delightful girl Choon Hyang

    Don’t you have dignity? I don’t want dignity, I only want Dan-hee