Background： Strolling along the street with my girlfriend, she went to the washroom, so I was just waiting for her on the crossing.

Waiting：I was so bored that I started to gaze around. Then a pretty girl suddenly came near to me and asked, “are you waiting for someone?” “Yeah,” said I. She said, “the one you’re waiting for is me.” “I don’t know you. You’re looking for your net friend? I’m afraid I'm not the one you’re looking for, I’m just waiting for my girlfriend.” She suddenly flushed and pinched me delicately, “you’re so bad, who promised to be your girlfriend?” “So you still need to look around and I'm sure you'll find him.” said I with good intention. Who knew she held me arm in arm suddenly, “no need to look around anymore. I promise you.” Then she leaned her head on my shoulder intimately!

  Just then my girlfriend appeared…in a mess at once…  <anonymity>