The same sentence, speech is more powerful than written words. Now that the actor’s lines of Stephen Chow are all very wonderful. I just list them as below to share with my dear friends.

1.   More than thirty years ago, when I was in middle school, I really missed her all the time, sometimes I would stop suddenly while peeing, then I thought of her, so sweet in my heart, then forgot to urinate the last half of pee.

2.   A: Really, if I cheat you, swear I have son without asshole.

B: Judging from your appearance, surely have son without asshole, even though have it, also malformed asshole!

3.   A: Who the hell is your holiness?

B: The world is inclement, I never leave my name behind easily.

A: Now that you’re not willing to leave your name behind, only have to leave your head behind!

B: I’m lonely all my life, the only one I depend on for survival is the head, you want to take it, I’m afraid it won’t be so easy!

  A: OK! It’s you force me to act, I want to use your blood to incarnadine the ocean.

  B:  I’ve wandering all my life, just like a lonely boat in the boundless ocean, already have no regard for life and death.

4.   Sorry, I’m a spy.

5.   You’re all women, how could you kill each other? Even though a hooker, some of them can be patriotic.

6.   Wrong! This isn’t a normal trunk, it’s the god among trunks, trunkgod for short.

7.   Formerly accompany me to watch the moon calling me sweetie, now the new one is better than the old one, calling me Mrs Ox.

8.   Loving a person needs a reason? No need? Need? Ai, I’m studying with you, why are you so serious?

9.   Water is famous for having affair with numerous women, is eyesore in the eyes of all us men. His elegant posture emits seducing charisma, making all young girls hard to resist. His brokenhearted eyes, no matter how offish women are, will all be melted by his tender expression of eyes, he is an accepted block love saint, the soul of Lucky Tea House, everybody is familiar with---Prince Custardtart.

10.      How could you treat me as a pig, always let me sleep when you see me.