2011/11/11

This morning I’m not pleasure, because of something in work, but this afternoon I feel a lot better after talking with my leader. That’s ok, don’t say the boring things. Let me write some funny things.

At present there are top ten most incredible things in China. I want to know whether something like follow may be happened outside of China.

First, the restaurant says that the dishes would come at once.

Second, your colleague says that he would invite you to eat someday.

Third, your boss says that he only speak two sentences.

Forth, the shop says that the cloths had been only designed for you.

Fifth, your husband says that he’s in a meeting now.

Sixth, the prostitute says that today is the first day which she worked.

Seventh, the doctor says that they have done our best to save the man.

Eighth, the Ministry of Education says that it never has a poor educating, even though we are very poor.

Ninth, the fund manager says that the trends have not changed, and the medium-term and long-term have been also good prospect.

Tenth, the bus conductor says that you would wait for the next bus, for it comes here at once.

Please reply me, if you have any ideas.