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761 views. 2009-7-11 11:05 |Individual Classification:game|

Worries keep me up all night.
Be aware of crimes anywhere, any time. And the gangsters usually commit the crime with perfect cooperation.
So, don't hesitate to give 'em a good lesson when you got 'em.
The youngest ever in the world with a perfect plan to commit crime
Girls in love would do sth stupid or cute in public. Judge it yourself. But I kinda love this sort of girls.
飞狗队
Patrol Dogs Working Off Land
攀爬犬
Tree Climbing Patrol Dog
话说当时关公进入曹营,跨下马,掌中砖,如入无人之境
 
Another porn in public
公众场合的色情片
Horsepower 100 million megawatts
马力一百万千瓦
Or mule power?
准确点是驴力
毛利小五郎
The geek detective in the cartoon"Famous Detective Conan"是动画“名侦探柯南”那个自命不凡的笨侦探
 
Sleeping like a log
In Neverland now
When one has lost his girlfriend
失去女友后
I sit by the corner
Staring out of the window
凭坐在角落里
遥望那窗外
One year ago I got to know you
But now you have turned around
And walked away from me
一年前认识卿
但卿已经甩了一个转身
永远离我而去矣
 
Seriously, I love this picture.
没有冒犯的意思,但网友很逗
抱着一条柱子等女朋友来
等到睡着她还没来
我做了“处男”
Let your showers of mercy fall on me
行个好,让你的慈悲之甘露洒在我的生命里
 
I wouldn't mind if
You could pour 'em all to me
若然你要暴雨式地施舍我
我不介意的
Ahhhhhhhhhh, it's driving me crazy now
Might as well take a few hours' rest
还是先休息几个小时吧
Girl going crazy
一个疯女孩
怎么分手才不伤她
How can I not hurt her when I want a breakup?
Cute
What kind of school is this?
案发现场
Be careful not to touch anything
Evolution
进化
I like the girl counting second from right hand
"If you love me
Why do you wanna eat me?"
"Cos then you will be with me till the day I die."
"Alright, then eat me."
 
Another Garfield
懒猫,睡得很死
Monkey: I love you. Though this is One Love, Two World. But love can conquer anything. We'll be together forever."
Cat:....
Dog: I got nothing to do with it...really. Maybe I stole a bone when they robbed the bank.
Too tired.
Well, do you have to study that hard?
Sigh
泄气
两个美女一台戏
 
Another porn in public
I am no superman
But just flesh and bones
Oh no
I am the superman
But I still got ill sometimes
This is taken the day when I got a fever
Deduction
一定错不了,凶手就是那胖子。
他首先以猫的形态犯案杀死那条金鱼
然后就有剃刀刮了脸上的毛
此为使用后的照片
 
The End
Acknowledgement to the netizens who have collected these pictures
Subtitles created by Daniel Rays Lee
 

Post comment Comment (20 replies)

Reply wendy_piaopiao 2009-7-11 11:15
very funny pictures ,thank you for sharing
Reply danielrayslee 2009-7-11 11:23
wendy_piaopiao: very funny pictures ,thank you for sharing
You are welcome
Reply shawle 2009-7-11 11:28
I love these cats regardless of their faces,poses and words you added as you shared them with us.
Reply danielrayslee 2009-7-11 11:29
shawle: I love these cats regardless of their faces,poses and words you added as you shared them with us.
You love cats?
Reply shawle 2009-7-11 11:36
danielrayslee: You love cats?
Yes,actually I love the cat family including tigers,lions and leopards these big cats.
Reply danielrayslee 2009-7-11 11:41
shawle: Yes,actually I love the cat family including tigers,lions and leopards these big cats.
I know how the kinda liking is bursting within your chest.
I love animals. But my fav is dogs.
How did you fall in love with kitties?
Reply asacao 2009-7-11 14:29
shawle: Yes,actually I love the cat family including tigers,lions and leopards these big cats.
me too, hei hei. so i buy puma clothes.:)
Reply katielee 2009-7-11 17:51
Reply Jodi 2009-7-12 10:42
interesting~
Reply danielrayslee 2009-7-13 08:28
Jodi: interesting~
Reply jenny5211 2009-7-13 09:52
Read yr blog again, i am also very happy to do this .
I like yr mind, and yr expresstion
Every articles bring me much joy.
Reply danielrayslee 2009-7-13 09:58
jenny5211: Read yr blog again, i am also very happy to do this .
I like yr mind, and yr expresstion
Every articles bring me much joy.
Thanks. It's my honor to bring you joys. But tell me, where have you been?
Reply jenny5211 2009-7-13 10:09
Reply danielrayslee 2009-7-13 10:16
jenny5211:
Cute smile
Reply jenny5211 2009-7-13 10:18
Reply danielrayslee 2009-7-13 10:20
jenny5211:
Read my "I will get rich"
Reply jenny5211 2009-7-13 10:28
OK, AND I ALSO GIVE THE COMMENTS  TO THE BLOG OF "Puppy Love Ain't Puppy At All"
Reply danielrayslee 2009-7-13 11:03
jenny5211: OK, AND I ALSO GIVE THE COMMENTS  TO THE BLOG OF "Puppy Love Ain't Puppy At All"
Thanks, I will reply to you later
Reply shawle 2009-7-16 00:16
danielrayslee: I know how the kinda liking is bursting within your chest.
I love animals. But my fav is dogs.
How did you fall in love with kitties?
Birthright,I think.
I had a cat at home,
and we lived together for eleven years,
and then she left.
Reply danielrayslee 2009-7-16 08:40
shawle: Birthright,I think.
I had a cat at home,
and we lived together for eleven years,
and then she left.
What a clever word "Birthright"
May she finally have peace in that beautiful world of her own

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