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English Blog： Wusong vs The Tiger新武松打虎
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Lately, I have done a little thinking. I have been too busy with my work. Maybe I should take a break. So here I am, on a nice and relaxing vacation.
But where is this place anyway? On and on and on I have been walking. I am starving right now.
Oh, there is an inn.
噢，有一间店。
"My dear Sir, would you like to come in my humble inn and maybe order some Hamburger or KFC chicken?"
“官人啊，要不要进来寒店，吃个汉堡包，啃个肯德鸡？”
"Oh, so you've combined and merged MacDxxxx and KFx. That's neat. Alright, I'll have 60 Hamburgers and 70 KFC chickens."
“噢，原来老板把麦当当与肯德X兼容合并了。好，非常好。那么我就先要60个汉堡包，70只肯德鸡吧。”
The story goes that Wusong has had his taste of the Hamburgers and KFx chickens, unfortunately, though Wusong, as an English interpreter right now with a considerable salary, he still likes to eat without paying.
话说武松吃饱食醉后，虽说武松现在是一个收入可观的英文口译，但武松还是习惯吃霸王餐的。
Wusong goes for a ramble through the woods, ending up in the hill side where he finds a comfortable tree to lean on, then in a minute or two, he falls asleep.
"Aooooooooooooooooo"
There appears a tiger with long fangs
长牙虎登场
“Wha...t! I was just about to kiss a pretty girl in my dream. And you had the cruelty of heart to wake me up. This cannot be forgiven. Let me tranform into the Super Saga Jin and give you a piece of me!"
“什么嘛。我刚才梦中要吻一个漂亮女孩了。你居然在此时吵醒我。不可原谅。让我变成赛亚人对付你！”
Before one could say "The cat catches the fish", the tiger makes a giant leap towards Wusong, determined to make him the prey for its dinner.
说时迟，那时快。老虎一跃而起，向着武松扑来。它决定要把武松当成晚餐。
I am not someone you can just disrespect.
With a swing of arms, Wusong had tried to hit the tiger on the back when he broke his rod on a thick twig where the tiger had made a neat protection of itself.
"Alright, seems like there is nothing to be done about that, is there? I've got no choice but to display my skills of the dual rod right now!"
“看来我要使用双截棍了。”
With his spectacular skill of playing with the dual rod, Wusong had gotten the upper hand of the fight through and through.
Onto the poor tiger's head, which is now left with only a breath or two, Wusong aims one final blow, ending its life.
What awaits Wusong is gonna be this:
"Now we shall sentence you to life-long jail on grounds that you have killed the First-Grade State Protection animal."
“我们以杀害国家一级保护动物之名判你终身监禁。”
Tears roll down Wusong's cheeks.
终于他流下了两行泪
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Post comment Comment (9 replies)
- Reply waywendy
- What a perfect new version of Wusong VS Tiger that Wusong is skillfull in using the dual rod .
- Reply liumaner_123
- PRETTY remarkable!
- Reply danielrayslee
- liumaner_123: PRETTY remarkable!Thanks. I got a new story come out, also about Wusong, please come and read it.
- Reply danielrayslee
- linda_guo: cool!I guess this story is not as cool as my new one"War of the Century", please read this one
good story
